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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? - George Bernard Shaw Quotes

Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?

George Bernard Shaw

Bad Jokes And Jokers

Families should not be deceived, ... [These] shows all contain crude and raunchy dialogue with sex-themed jokes and foul language. Even worse is the fact that Hollywood is peddling its filth to families with cartoons. - Brent Bozell Quotes

Families should not be deceived, ... [These] shows all contain crude and raunchy dialogue with sex-themed jokes and foul language. Even worse is the fact that Hollywood is peddling its filth to families with cartoons.

Jokes

New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths. - George Bernard Shaw Quotes

New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.

George Bernard Shaw

Jokes

The Truth (With Jokes), - Al Franken Quotes

The Truth (With Jokes),

Jokes

Most jokes state a bitter truth - Larry Gelbart Quotes

Most jokes state a bitter truth

Jokes

There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation. - Larry David Quotes

There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation.

Jokes

His hilarity was like a scream from a crevasse. - Graham Greene Quotes

His hilarity was like a scream from a crevasse.

Jokes And Jokers

There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation. - Larry David Quotes

There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation.

Jokes

His hilarity was like a scream from a crevasse. - Graham Greene Quotes

His hilarity was like a scream from a crevasse.

Jokes And Jokers

A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go. - Max Eastman Quotes

A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.

American Author Jokes

kept on talking and talking, you couldn't contain him, an avalanche of friendly phrases and jokes. I finally felt an almost physical consolation, warmth that I had forgotten for some time. - Giuliana Sgrena Quotes

kept on talking and talking, you couldn't contain him, an avalanche of friendly phrases and jokes. I finally felt an almost physical consolation, warmth that I had forgotten for some time.

Giuliana Sgrena

Jokes

I guess I'm like Roger Miller who used to say that he didn't have as many jokes as he thought he did. - Glen Campbell Quotes

I guess I'm like Roger Miller who used to say that he didn't have as many jokes as he thought he did.

American Musician Jokes

A number of the jokes were taken out of context or they were misunderstood, - George Innes Quotes

A number of the jokes were taken out of context or they were misunderstood,

Jokes

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me. - Robert Frost Quotes

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.

American Poet Jokes

We were all talking and cracking jokes, then all of a sudden there's a big bang. We all got tossed around inside a little bit. It was a little of a wakeup call for all of us. - Shaun Alexander Quotes

We were all talking and cracking jokes, then all of a sudden there's a big bang. We all got tossed around inside a little bit. It was a little of a wakeup call for all of us.

Shaun Alexander

Jokes

Anyone heard any good monopolist jokes lately? - Scott McNealy Quotes

Anyone heard any good monopolist jokes lately?

Jokes

A joke is a very serious thing - Winston Churchill Quotes

A joke is a very serious thing

Winston Churchill

Jokes

frank sexual discussions and tell colorful jokes and stories (and even make expressive gestures) as part of the creative process. - and City Quotes

frank sexual discussions and tell colorful jokes and stories (and even make expressive gestures) as part of the creative process.

Jokes

A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes. - Ludwig Wittgenstein Quotes

A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

Austrian Philosopher Jokes

You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic. - Dylan Moran Quotes

You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.

Funny Irish Comedian Jokes

I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't. - Dylan Thomas Quotes

I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.

Innocence Jokes

A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Quotes

A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

Jokes And Jokers

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey Quotes

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.

Jokes

The primary form of harassment that we're seeing is actually non-contact: it tends to be remarks, gestures and jokes. But the fact that one-third of college students are experiencing some form of physical harassment is certainly a concern. - Elena Silva Quotes

The primary form of harassment that we're seeing is actually non-contact: it tends to be remarks, gestures and jokes. But the fact that one-third of college students are experiencing some form of physical harassment is certainly a concern.

Jokes

He was mischievous, determined to make you laugh. They could be stale jokes, lousy jokes, but his delivery was always timely. - David Anderson Quotes

He was mischievous, determined to make you laugh. They could be stale jokes, lousy jokes, but his delivery was always timely.

Jokes

The reactions you get from the kids are really special. I try to be light and crack jokes. I'm always a little bit goofy around kids; that's my personality. To me, that's great. You've got to break the ice. - Willie Randolph Quotes

The reactions you get from the kids are really special. I try to be light and crack jokes. I'm always a little bit goofy around kids; that's my personality. To me, that's great. You've got to break the ice.

Willie Randolph

Jokes

A man must serve his time to every trade / Save censure - critics all are ready made. / Take hackneyed jokes from Miller, got by rote,/ With just enough of learning to misquote. - Lord Byron Quotes

A man must serve his time to every trade / Save censure - critics all are ready made. / Take hackneyed jokes from Miller, got by rote,/ With just enough of learning to misquote.

Jokes

I've heard all the jokes, - Bryan Robinson Quotes

I've heard all the jokes,

Jokes

Customers make jokes all the time about taking out a loan to get to work. It's ridiculous, I don't understand why we have to pay such outrageous prices. - Brittany Rogers Quotes

Customers make jokes all the time about taking out a loan to get to work. It's ridiculous, I don't understand why we have to pay such outrageous prices.

Brittany Rogers

Jokes

Big time, ... IÃ¢â¬â¢m always ready for TV. I donÃ¢â¬â¢t have to edit my jokes Ã¢â¬â when you work clean, you can work anywhere. - Gabriel Iglesias Quotes

Big time, ... IÃ¢â¬â¢m always ready for TV. I donÃ¢â¬â¢t have to edit my jokes Ã¢â¬â when you work clean, you can work anywhere.

Gabriel Iglesias

Jokes

He loved to tell bad jokes. - Charlie Young Quotes

He loved to tell bad jokes.

Jokes

All womankind, from the highest to the lowest love jokes; the difficulty is to know how they choose to have them cut; and there is no knowing that, but by trying, as we do with our artillery in the field, by raising or letting down their breeches, till we hit the mark. - Laurence Sterne Quotes

All womankind, from the highest to the lowest love jokes; the difficulty is to know how they choose to have them cut; and there is no knowing that, but by trying, as we do with our artillery in the field, by raising or letting down their breeches, till we hit the mark.

Laurence Sterne

Difficulty Jokes And Jokers

It was good to see some fresh faces. It's refreshing, because they don't know the old jokes. You can give them old material and they're eating it up. - Mike O'Connor Quotes

It was good to see some fresh faces. It's refreshing, because they don't know the old jokes. You can give them old material and they're eating it up.

Jokes

I am all for jokes, I am all for laughter. - Bhagwan Rajneesh Quotes

I am all for jokes, I am all for laughter.

Bhagwan Rajneesh

Jokes

Anyone here hear any good lawyer jokes lately? - Bill Gates Quotes

Anyone here hear any good lawyer jokes lately?

Jokes

Anybody here heard any good lawyer jokes recently? - Bill Gates Quotes

Anybody here heard any good lawyer jokes recently?

Jokes

It's amazing the support we've gotten from the military people. People (who) said before they made jokes about curling now have some respect for it. - Cassie Johnson Quotes

It's amazing the support we've gotten from the military people. People (who) said before they made jokes about curling now have some respect for it.

Jokes

This is our lance. See, you're making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set about what they actually look like. But, see, I personally think they'd be a great toy. So... just batteries aren't included. - Kevin Sorbo Quotes

This is our lance. See, you're making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set about what they actually look like. But, see, I personally think they'd be a great toy. So... just batteries aren't included.

American Actor Jokes

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Issac Asimov Quotes

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.

Jokes

It was a somber place, haunted by old jokes and lost laughter. Life, as I discovered, holds no more wretched occupation than trying to make the English laugh. - Malcolm Muggeridge Quotes

It was a somber place, haunted by old jokes and lost laughter. Life, as I discovered, holds no more wretched occupation than trying to make the English laugh.

Malcolm Muggeridge

British Journalist Jokes

I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social changeÃ¢â¬Â¦ I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that. - Jon Stewart Quotes

I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social changeÃ¢â¬Â¦ I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.

Jokes

But while it's possible to imagine tasteless jokes that ridicule human suffering, it's equally possible to imagine jokes that express outrage, assert a will to endure, or challenge dominant or majority thinking. - Paul Lewis Quotes

But while it's possible to imagine tasteless jokes that ridicule human suffering, it's equally possible to imagine jokes that express outrage, assert a will to endure, or challenge dominant or majority thinking.

Jokes

I like smutty jokes. - Kenneth Williams Quotes

I like smutty jokes.

Kenneth Williams

Jokes

You can learn from them, you can see what is bothering people. ... The jokes are a screen on which people project their feelings about lawyers and the law. - Marc Galanter Quotes

You can learn from them, you can see what is bothering people. ... The jokes are a screen on which people project their feelings about lawyers and the law.

Jokes

If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. - Bob Edwards Quotes

If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.

American Journalist Jokes

A colleague asked me how many lawyer jokes there are. I told him just three ? the rest are documented case histories. - Marc Galanter Quotes

A colleague asked me how many lawyer jokes there are. I told him just three ? the rest are documented case histories.

Jokes

We have 500-year-old lawyer jokes still in circulation and most of them go back at least 100 years. But around the 1980s, there was a great shift. They became much more hostile. - Marc Galanter Quotes

We have 500-year-old lawyer jokes still in circulation and most of them go back at least 100 years. But around the 1980s, there was a great shift. They became much more hostile.

Jokes

I don't look to jokes as a balanced look at life. But they can be an indicator. Jokes work on shared and collective perceptions among people. - Marc Galanter Quotes

I don't look to jokes as a balanced look at life. But they can be an indicator. Jokes work on shared and collective perceptions among people.

Jokes

This show is a lot funnier and more outrageous. There are lots more jokes. - Margaret Cho Quotes

This show is a lot funnier and more outrageous. There are lots more jokes.

Jokes

As quiet as he is, he's subtle about his jokes, but you know when he's saying something to you because he'll say it in Swedish first to one of the other Swedish guys. But then they usually rat him out, so they help us out with him. He's a nice guy; easygoing, just goes about his business. We have fun with Johan. He's a good guy and he takes it all in stride. - Kirk Maltby Quotes

As quiet as he is, he's subtle about his jokes, but you know when he's saying something to you because he'll say it in Swedish first to one of the other Swedish guys. But then they usually rat him out, so they help us out with him. He's a nice guy; easygoing, just goes about his business. We have fun with Johan. He's a good guy and he takes it all in stride.

Jokes

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