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The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms. - Dylan Moran Quotes

The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.

Funny Irish Comedian

I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought I'd give that a twist. - Dylan Moran Quotes

I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought I'd give that a twist.

Funny Irish Comedian

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke. - Spike Milligan Quotes

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.

Funny Irish Comedian

I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me. - Dylan Moran Quotes

I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.

Funny Irish Comedian

People walk past me in the street and look at me, but because they think I work in their office and they can't remember my name. - Dylan Moran Quotes

People walk past me in the street and look at me, but because they think I work in their office and they can't remember my name.

Funny Irish Comedian Office

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string. - Spike Milligan Quotes

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.

Funny Irish Comedian

Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20. - Dylan Moran Quotes

Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20.

Funny Irish Comedian

So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'. - Frank Carson Quotes

So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.

British Funny Irish Comedian

In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me to do things in different ways. - Dylan Moran Quotes

In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me to do things in different ways.

Funny Irish Comedian

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't. - Spike Milligan Quotes

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

Funny Irish Comedian Marriage

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan Quotes

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

Funny Irish Comedian

It's all in the mind, you know. - Spike Milligan Quotes

It's all in the mind, you know.

Funny Irish Comedian Mind

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan Quotes

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Funny Happiness Irish Comedian

And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, and the earth brought forth grass and the Rastafarians smoked it. - Spike Milligan Quotes

And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, and the earth brought forth grass and the Rastafarians smoked it.

Earth Funny Irish Comedian

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan Quotes

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

Funny Influence Irish Comedian

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan Quotes

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Electricity Funny Irish Comedian

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs? - Spike Milligan Quotes

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

Funny Irish Comedian

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order. - Spike Milligan Quotes

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

Funny Irish Comedian

I can speak Esperanto like a native. - Spike Milligan Quotes

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

Funny Irish Comedian

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. - Spike Milligan Quotes

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

Army Funny Irish Comedian

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan Quotes

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

Body Funny Irish Comedian

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. - Spike Milligan Quotes

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Funny Irish Comedian

Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions. - Spike Milligan Quotes

Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions.

Funny Irish Comedian

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan Quotes

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.

Funny Irish Comedian

I'm a hero with coward's legs. - Spike Milligan Quotes

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

Funny Hero Irish Comedian

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Spike Milligan Quotes

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Funny Irish Comedian

Money couldn't buy friends, but you get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan Quotes

Money couldn't buy friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

Class Funny Irish Comedian

I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate. - Dylan Moran Quotes

I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.

Funny Instinct Irish Comedian

It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book. - Dylan Moran Quotes

It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.

Funny Irish Comedian Planning

The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty. - Dylan Moran Quotes

The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty.

Character Funny Irish Comedian

One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing. - Dylan Moran Quotes

One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing.

Books And Reading Funny Irish Comedian

I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it. - Dylan Moran Quotes

I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it.

Funny Irish Comedian

We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy. - Dylan Moran Quotes

We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy.

Funny Irish Comedian Joy

I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself. - Dylan Moran Quotes

I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.

Funny Irish Comedian

The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job. - Dylan Moran Quotes

The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.

Funny Irish Comedian Truth

I don't really think of myself as an actor. - Dylan Moran Quotes

I don't really think of myself as an actor.

Funny Irish Comedian

If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads. - Dylan Moran Quotes

If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.

Funny Irish Comedian

You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic. - Dylan Moran Quotes

You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.

Funny Irish Comedian Jokes

The only exercise I excel at is jumping to conclusions. - James Miller Quotes

The only exercise I excel at is jumping to conclusions.

Exercise Funny Irish Comedian

Through his mastery of storytelling techniques, he has managed to separate his character, in the public mind, from his actions as president. He has, in short, mesmerized us with that steady gaze. - James Miller Quotes

Through his mastery of storytelling techniques, he has managed to separate his character, in the public mind, from his actions as president. He has, in short, mesmerized us with that steady gaze.

Funny Irish Comedian

Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine for a long time. - Dylan Moran Quotes

Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine for a long time.

Funny Irish Comedian

I don't want to do the same thing over and over again. - Dylan Moran Quotes

I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.

Funny Irish Comedian

Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite theatrical. - Dylan Moran Quotes

Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite theatrical.

Books And Reading Funny Irish Comedian

I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s. - Dylan Moran Quotes

I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.

Funny Irish Comedian

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. - Frank Carson Quotes

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.

Funny Irish Comedian

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan Quotes

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Funny Irish Comedian

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan Quotes

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

Funny Irish Comedian

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