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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. - Jack Handey Quotes

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Clever Editor's Pick Funny Quote of the Day

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. - Robin Williams Quotes

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

American Comedian Funny

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. - Albert Einstein Quotes

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

Albert Einstein

Editor's Pick Einstein Famous Funny Human Pearls of Wisdom Quote of the Day Top 100

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. - Johnny Carson Quotes

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

American Comedian Funny

I think fooseball is a combination of soccer and shishkabobs. - Mitch Hedberg Quotes

I think fooseball is a combination of soccer and shishkabobs.

Funny

You make me chuckle when you say that you are no longer young, that you have turned twenty-four. A man is or may be young to after sixty, and not old before eighty. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Quotes

You make me chuckle when you say that you are no longer young, that you have turned twenty-four. A man is or may be young to after sixty, and not old before eighty.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

Age And Aging Birthday Funny

I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about. - Oscar Wilde Quotes

I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about.

Funny Quote of the Day Self

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. - Oscar Wilde Quotes

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Funny Irish Dramatist Motivational Short FunnyQuote of the Day

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. - Proverb Quotes

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Funny Quote of the Day

I had fun, but I would have had more fun if we'd finished better. The cool box hit the master switch early in the race. I had to take the belts off to reach the switch, and I didn't want to do that at speed. Can you blame me? I spun and it took me awhile to get going again because I had to unbuckle and buckle the belts back up. It didn't happen to me again, but it happened to Roberto (Moreno) too. We would have been OK without that problem. I wasn't even going to lose a position with the spin. The car was understeering, but it was OK. The tires and brakes were good. - Bobby Labonte Quotes

I had fun, but I would have had more fun if we'd finished better. The cool box hit the master switch early in the race. I had to take the belts off to reach the switch, and I didn't want to do that at speed. Can you blame me? I spun and it took me awhile to get going again because I had to unbuckle and buckle the belts back up. It didn't happen to me again, but it happened to Roberto (Moreno) too. We would have been OK without that problem. I wasn't even going to lose a position with the spin. The car was understeering, but it was OK. The tires and brakes were good.

Fun

It's kind of fun to do the impossible. - Walt Disney Quotes

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

American Cartoonist Fun Funny Motivational

I like to just have fun and be silly and say pretty much whatever comes into my mind, do pretty much whatever I want. - Tom Ford Quotes

I like to just have fun and be silly and say pretty much whatever comes into my mind, do pretty much whatever I want.

Fun

That's a pretty neat deal. We've had fun running the Rolex races this season and it looks like we'll be teammates a few times on the Cup side this year as well. We're hoping to finish our Rolex season pretty strong. We've had a lot of fun and those cars are so much fun to drive. It should be fun. - Bobby Labonte Quotes

That's a pretty neat deal. We've had fun running the Rolex races this season and it looks like we'll be teammates a few times on the Cup side this year as well. We're hoping to finish our Rolex season pretty strong. We've had a lot of fun and those cars are so much fun to drive. It should be fun.

Fun

We were running around having fun. We were pretty much playing pre-season minutes, which is working out well. - Chauncey Billups Quotes

We were running around having fun. We were pretty much playing pre-season minutes, which is working out well.

Chauncey Billups

Fun

Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant - Jim Cole Quotes

Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant

Fun

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton Quotes

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years.

Fun

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. - Dave Barry Quotes

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

American Journalist Fun

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. - Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

Rodney Dangerfield

American Comedian Funny

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings Quotes

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

American Comedian Animals Funny inspirational Love

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. - Erica Mann Jong Quotes

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

Erica Mann Jong

Advice Editor's Pick Famous Funny Knowledge Motivational Pearls of Wisdom Quotes Top 100

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby Quotes

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

Advice American Comedian Funny

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. - Johnny Carson Quotes

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

American Comedian Death Funny

The difference between life and the movies is that a script has to make sense, and life doesn't. - Joseph Mankiewicz Quotes

The difference between life and the movies is that a script has to make sense, and life doesn't.

Joseph Mankiewicz

Editor's Pick Funny Life Quote of the Day

Women with

Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.

Funny Quote of the Day Women

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college. - P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

American Comedian College Funny

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde Quotes

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

Funny Irish Dramatist

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. - Elayne Boosler Quotes

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

American Comedian Country Funny Quote of the Day

James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was. - Will Ferrell Quotes

James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was.

American Comedian Funny

Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy. - Emo Philips Quotes

Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.

American Comedian Funny Speech

It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on. - Marilyn Monroe Quotes

It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on.

American Actress Funny Quote of the Day Short

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson Quotes

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

American Comedian Funny

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore Quotes

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

Ethel Barrymore

Character Funny Motivational

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. - Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Funny Life Quote of the Day

I played with him in the [2003] Futures Game. He's fun to have around and a heck of a player. He keeps everyone upbeat in the clubhouse. He's a great dude. - Chad Tracy Quotes

I played with him in the [2003] Futures Game. He's fun to have around and a heck of a player. He keeps everyone upbeat in the clubhouse. He's a great dude.

Fun

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.' - Tommy Cooper Quotes

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

British Comedian Funny

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest. - Joe Lewis Quotes

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

Friends Or Friendship Funny Quote of the Day

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde Quotes

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris.

Funny Quote of the Day

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. - Groucho Marx Quotes

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

American Comedian Funny

We just have to play our style. I've said all year that when we are having fun, we are doing fine. I try to have fun every game. - Alexa Mennen Quotes

We just have to play our style. I've said all year that when we are having fun, we are doing fine. I try to have fun every game.

Fun

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill Quotes

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

Winston Churchill

Editor's Pick English Statesman Famous Funny Lies And Lying Quote of the Day Short

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx Quotes

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

American Comedian Funny

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - W. C. Fields Quotes

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

American Comedian Funny Quote of the Day

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx Quotes

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

American Comedian Books And Reading Funny

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? - Robert Benchley Quotes

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

Robert Benchley

American Comedian Funny

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson Quotes

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

Funny Quote of the Day

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things - George Carlin Quotes

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

Editor's Pick Funny Quote of the Day

The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde Quotes

The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.

Age And Aging Birthday Funny

Adam was the luckiest man; he had no mother-in-law. - Mark Twain Quotes

Adam was the luckiest man; he had no mother-in-law.

Enthusiasm Family Funny Law

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller Quotes

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

American Comedian Baseball Funny Quote of the Day

I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me! - Dr. Seuss Quotes

I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!

Cute Funny Trouble

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