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I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder - Quotes

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder

Cute Funny Quote of the Day

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. - Quotes

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Cute Funny Short

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Quotes

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Funny

One should love animals. They are so tasty. - Quotes

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

Funny Quote of the Day

Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice? - Quotes

Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice?

Funny Quote of the Day

I've watched so many mystery stories on T.V, when I turn off the set I wipe my finger-prints off the dial. - Quotes

I've watched so many mystery stories on T.V, when I turn off the set I wipe my finger-prints off the dial.

Funny

Women say all men are the same, but they have no problem telling you how different you are from Mel Gibson. - Quotes

Women say all men are the same, but they have no problem telling you how different you are from Mel Gibson.

Funny Quote of the Day

I'm a one-man idiot. - Eddie Izzard Quotes

I'm a one-man idiot.

British Comedian Funny

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx Quotes

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

American Comedian Funny

Morgan Freeman is so class. He's so cool. He's so scary. - Jim Jim Quotes

Morgan Freeman is so class. He's so cool. He's so scary.

Canadian Comedian Funny

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henry Youngman Quotes

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.

American Comedian Funny

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member. - Groucho Marx Quotes

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

American Comedian Funny

In the future everybody will be world famous for fifteen minutes. - Andy Warhol Quotes

In the future everybody will be world famous for fifteen minutes.

Funny

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles De Gaulle Quotes

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

Charles De Gaulle

Funny

Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist. - Emo Philips Quotes

Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist.

American Comedian Funny

You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up. - Quotes

You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Cute Funny Quote of the Day

Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound. - Advertisement - Quotes

Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound. - Advertisement

Funny

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you. - Jane Wagner Quotes

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.

American Comedian Funny

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live) - Jack Handey Quotes

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)

Funny

I'm not a blonde!! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot! - Quotes

I'm not a blonde!! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!

Funny

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in. - Quotes

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in.

Computers Funny Motivational

We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it. - Quotes

We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time. - Bill Cosby Quotes

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.

American Comedian Funny

I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it. - Steven Wright Quotes

I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.

American Comedian Funny

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