More - Salaam Namaste Movie Dialogues

Inke logic ka joh switch hai na woh hamesha off rehta hai; aur agar galati se kabhi on bhi ho gaya; toh regulator joh hai na hamesha zero pe hi rehta hai

Arshad Warsi ( Movie: Salaam Namaste )

Rehna hai raho, jaana hai jao; I don't give a crocodile's ass

Javed Jaffrey ( Movie: Salaam Namaste )

You are wanting the Dundee daddies to giving you the spanking on your the bums

Javed Jaffrey ( Movie: Salaam Namaste )

Wife working; husband jerking

Javed Jaffrey ( Movie: Salaam Namaste )

When in the Rome; do the Romans

Javed Jaffrey ( Movie: Salaam Namaste )

Yeh koi Hindustani sulabh shauchalay nahi; jahan bandh hone waali cheez khulti nahi aur khulne waali cheez bandh nahi hoti

Javed Jaffrey ( Movie: Salaam Namaste )

I don't the trust Indians; (sorry); eggjactly

Javed Jaffrey ( Movie: Salaam Namaste )

Funny guy, senses of humor; I like that

Javed Jaffrey ( Movie: Salaam Namaste )

Laaton ke bhoot baaton se nahi maante; "Ghosts of the kicks not listening to the talks"

Javed Jaffrey ( Movie: Salaam Namaste )

Do tarah ke Indians hote hai; ek jinpe tum bharaso nahi kar sakte; aur doosre jinhe tum bardaasht nahi kar sakte

Javed Jaffrey ( Movie: Salaam Namaste )