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Inke logic ka joh switch hai na woh hamesha off rehta hai; aur agar galati se kabhi on bhi ho gaya; toh regulator joh hai na hamesha zero pe hi rehta hai

Arshad Warsi ( Movie: Salaam Namaste )

Comedy

Rehna hai raho, jaana hai jao; I don't give a crocodile's ass

Javed Jaffrey ( Movie: Salaam Namaste )

Adult Animals & Birds Comedy

You are wanting the Dundee daddies to giving you the spanking on your the bums

Javed Jaffrey ( Movie: Salaam Namaste )

Adult Comedy

Wife working; husband jerking

Javed Jaffrey ( Movie: Salaam Namaste )

Adult Husband & Wife Comedy

When in the Rome; do the Romans

Javed Jaffrey ( Movie: Salaam Namaste )

City & Places Comedy

Yeh koi Hindustani sulabh shauchalay nahi; jahan bandh hone waali cheez khulti nahi aur khulne waali cheez bandh nahi hoti

Javed Jaffrey ( Movie: Salaam Namaste )

Comedy

I don't the trust Indians; (sorry); eggjactly

Javed Jaffrey ( Movie: Salaam Namaste )

Comedy

Funny guy, senses of humor; I like that

Javed Jaffrey ( Movie: Salaam Namaste )

Comedy

Laaton ke bhoot baaton se nahi maante; "Ghosts of the kicks not listening to the talks"

Javed Jaffrey ( Movie: Salaam Namaste )

Comedy

Do tarah ke Indians hote hai; ek jinpe tum bharaso nahi kar sakte; aur doosre jinhe tum bardaasht nahi kar sakte

Javed Jaffrey ( Movie: Salaam Namaste )

Comedy

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