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Love wave ka signal pakad, receiver utha, aankrede ghuma; uske dil ki ghanti bajhegi dekhna

Vrajesh Hirjee ( Movie: Rehnaa Hai Terre Dil Mein )

SMS generation; char liney zyada kya bol di lecture lagne lagta hai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Rang De Basanti )

Aaisa gayab kar doonga ki Google.com bhi tumhe dhoond na payega

Salman Khan ( Movie: Ready )

Chahe pani ho ya patthar, Facebook ho ya Twitter; kuch bhi nahi tere pyar se badhkar; soochta hoon aksar, soochta hoon aksar

Omi Vaidya ( Movie: Dil Toh Baccha Hai Ji )

Joh bhi kahoonga, sach main kahoonga; tu paas ho ya door, par touch mein rahoonga; email bhi karoonga, fax bhi karoonga; tujhe SMS bhejke relax main karoonga

Omi Vaidya ( Movie: Dil Toh Baccha Hai Ji )

Maine tujhe kitni baar salah di hai; ki apni TV set ke saath; doosre ke DVD player ko attach kabhi nahi karna chahiye

Manoj Pahwa ( Movie: Do Knot Disturb )

Hum Kabir ka iphone, uska ipod, uski item; sab cheen lenge; i-shapath

Javed Jaffrey ( Movie: Double Dhamaal )

Baki sab ke liye Google hai

Abhishek Bachchan ( Movie: Dum Maaro Dum )

Main insaan par bharosa nahi karta; technology mere liye kaafi hai

Sanjay Dutt ( Movie: Knock Out )

Main aaisa game banaonga; jis mein villain kabhi nahin harega

Shahrukh Khan ( Movie: Ra.One )

Isse toh software or underwear ka bhi farak pata nahi

Sunil Shetty ( Movie: Kaante )

Life koi keyboard ka shortcut nahi hai; isse Google nahi; experience kiya jaata hai

Lillete Dubey ( Movie: Always Kabhi Kabhi )

Meri biwi toh space mein ghumti us satellite ki tarah hai; joh chaubeeso ghante mere sar par mandrati hai aur mujhpar nazar rakhti hai

Vivek Oberoi ( Movie: Masti )

Speed one terahertz, memory one zettabyte

Rajinikanth ( Movie: Robot )

Main dikhta ek insaan hoon par hoon ek machine

Rajinikanth ( Movie: Robot )

Zindagi mein bhi VCR ki tarah rewind button hota; toh kitna achcha hota

( Movie: Nayak )

Relationship TV screen ki images ki tarah hoti hai; woh images badalti hai aur tabhi ek story banti hai

Neha Dhupia ( Movie: Rush )

Hamare haath wahan tak pahunchte hai; jahan aaj tak science bhi nahi pahunch pai

Amrish Puri ( Movie: Hulchul (1995) )

Abhe tu aadmi hai yah Google?

Manjot Singh ( Movie: Student Of The Year )

Yeh shakal se H20 hai aur akal se H2SO4 hai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Chashme Baddoor (2013) )

Computer pe ungli marte marte tu mere se ungli kiya?

Akhilendra Mishra ( Movie: Fida )

Main koi universal charger hoon; kahin bhi ghused doge

Manish Paul ( Movie: Mickey Virus )

Opportunity hamesha mujhe poke, mail, spam aur like karti hai; aur main darwaze pe khada uski khat-khat ki intezar karta raha

Manish Paul ( Movie: Mickey Virus )

Abhe oye bluetooth period ke floppy disk

Manish Paul ( Movie: Mickey Virus )

Oh yaar, bhagwan ne meri zabaan pe backspace kyun nahi lagaya

Manish Paul ( Movie: Mickey Virus )

Jab tum log ka dimaag ekdum dial-up ka speed se chalta hai; toh yeh zubaan ko broadband se chalane ka koi zaroorat nahi hai

( Movie: Mickey Virus )

Direct connection ki speed se pyar hota hai; aur utni aasani se logout bhi ho jaata hai

Saqib Saleem ( Movie: Mujhse Fraaandship Karoge )

Tere phone ke cell na zyada hi charge ho rakhe hai

( Movie: Besharam )

The difference between a lawyer and a computer is; a computer gets twice as intelligent and half as expensive, compared to a lawyer every year

Anil Kapoor ( Movie: Chocolate )

Tum oxygen aur main double hydrogen; hamari chemistry ekdum pani ki tarah hai

Parineeti Chopra ( Movie: Hasee Toh Phasee )

Soocho main idea hoti aur tum technology; hamari patang kya mast udhti na

Parineeti Chopra ( Movie: Hasee Toh Phasee )

Chacha Chaudhary ka dimaag computer se tezz chale hai; par tera dimaag Chacha Chaudhary se bhi zyada tezz chale hai

Sunny Deol ( Movie: Dishkiyaoon )

I wanna BB you, mail you, tweet you, skype you; aur agar tumne phir bhi jawaab nahi diya na; I'll poke you

Varun Dhawan ( Movie: Main Tera Hero )

Filmy struggler us message ki tarah hai; jise saala jitna bhi delete karo utna aur zyada aate hai

( Movie: Gang of Ghosts )

Aaj ki duniya mein machine ne tarakki nahi ki hai, aadmi ne tarakki ki hai; aaj tak aadmi machine banate aaye hai; machine ne kabhi kisi aadmi ko nahi banaya hai

Nazir Hussain ( Movie: Naya Daur (1957) )

Alpha, beta, gamma, theta; joh hai sexy woh hai jeeta

( Movie: Purani Jeans )

Computer ne insaan ko nahi banaya hai; insaan ne computer ko banaya hai; is liye joh dimaag kar sakta hai, woh aapka computer nahi kar sakta hai

Hrithik Roshan ( Movie: Koi Mil Gaya )

Politics mein sahi galat ka koi barometer nahi hota; joh sahi hai woh sahi hai; aur joh galat hai woh bhi sahi hai

( Movie: Singham Returns )

Yeh bhailogy hai bhailogy; bahut bhari subject hai aur apun iska master

Vivek Oberoi ( Movie: Jayantabhai Ki Luv Story )

Har computer ki wahich kahani; kahin porn star toh kahin sapnon ki rani

( Movie: Bobby Jasoos )

Pyar mein chemistry hoti hai aur sex mein physics

Shahbaz Khan ( Movie: Tango Charlie )

Jism ke x-ray ka toh suna tha; lekin aap toh character ka bhi kar lete hai

Emraan Hashmi ( Movie: Ungli )

Science ka har ek naya experiment, har ek naya tajurba; ek chamatkar hota hai

Manoj Kumar ( Movie: Shirdi Ke Sai Baba )

Jab kaam ka bhoj badh jaata hai na; toh dimaag ki wiring mein short circuit ho jaati hai

Kader Khan ( Movie: Kishen Kanhaiya )

Woh obviously computer aur mobile jaanti hai, par roz mannat maangti hai; kaam mein zimmedar hai, par sabse pehle pariwar hai; woh sajhti bhi hai, savarti bhi hai, aankhen tezz taraar hai; par uski muskaan uska sabse bada shringar hai; honestly I tell you surat bhi hai, khoobsurat bhi hai; woh Gorakhpur ki Geeta toh hai, par pal bhar mein Bombay ki bombshell bhi ban sakti hai

Kunal Kapoor ( Movie: Laaga Chunari Mein Daag )

Yeh joh auratein hoti hai na, yeh internet ke virus ki tarah hoti hai; pehle to mard ki life mein enter hoti hai; phir uske dil aur dimaag ko scan karke; uski sari khushiyan, uski sari azaadi, uske sare bank balance apne account mein transfer kar leti hai; aur badle mein mard ke account mein kya download karti hai; (kya?); tension, tadap, ghutan, bechaini, jhik-jhik, bachche; aur uske chehre ki smile ko delete karke usse hamesha hamesha ke liye hang karke chali jaati hai

Lilliput ( Movie: Prem Kaa Game )

Ek baar mard hang ho gaya toh phir woh female kya; e-mail ke layak bhi nahi reh jaata

Lilliput ( Movie: Prem Kaa Game )

Chand biwiyan drawing room mein pade hue us TV ki tarah hoti hai; unko jab on karo purana program chal raha hota hai; tum toh internet ho; jab on karta hoon, ek nayi site dikhai deti hai

Govinda ( Movie: Kyo Kii Main Jhuth Nahin Bolta )

Science bhi kehta hai ki dil azaad khayal hai; dhadakne ke liye na toh isse shareer ki zaroorat hai na dimaag ki

( Movie: Dil Dosti Etc )

Mobile uska, sim apun ka; tu beech mein missed call dene waala kaun; behen uski, byah apun ka; tu beech mein taang adhane waala kaun

John Abraham ( Movie: Welcome Back )