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It's a lot easier being black than gay. At least if you're black you don't have to tell your parents. - Judy Carter Quotes

It's a lot easier being black than gay. At least if you're black you don't have to tell your parents.

Heart disease and diabetes are often discussed hand in hand. That's because 85 percent of people diagnosed with diabetes will die from cardiovascular disease. - Judy Carter Quotes

Heart disease and diabetes are often discussed hand in hand. That's because 85 percent of people diagnosed with diabetes will die from cardiovascular disease.

You go, you breathe, and when you come back, whatever hostility has been going on is usually gone. - Judy Carter Quotes

You go, you breathe, and when you come back, whatever hostility has been going on is usually gone.

If a person sleeps less than four hours a night, there is a 73 percent risk of obesity, and five hours a night equals a 50 percent risk. Sleeping only six hours a night, you have a 23 percent chance of becoming obese. Listen to your body when you are tired. - Judy Carter Quotes

If a person sleeps less than four hours a night, there is a 73 percent risk of obesity, and five hours a night equals a 50 percent risk. Sleeping only six hours a night, you have a 23 percent chance of becoming obese. Listen to your body when you are tired.

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This is what I call power joking, ... We've gotten very politically correct at corporations and we don't want to make a joke to offend somebody or another group. So make fun of yourself. - Judy Carter Quotes

This is what I call power joking, ... We've gotten very politically correct at corporations and we don't want to make a joke to offend somebody or another group. So make fun of yourself.

Smoking is absolutely a personal decision, and one that everyone knows is bad for your health. And exercise needs to be a part of everyone's daily routine. It will help keep your heart and vessels in shape for your entire life. - Judy Carter Quotes

Smoking is absolutely a personal decision, and one that everyone knows is bad for your health. And exercise needs to be a part of everyone's daily routine. It will help keep your heart and vessels in shape for your entire life.

About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them. - Judy Carter Quotes

About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them.

Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an anti-gay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole. - Judy Carter Quotes

Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an anti-gay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole.

Corporate America is humor-impaired, - Judy Carter Quotes

Corporate America is humor-impaired,

You've got to lighten up because our lives are jokes, ... My whole idea is that we just have to accept the idea that stuff is going to happen. Life is humiliating and let's just have a good laugh about it. - Judy Carter Quotes

You've got to lighten up because our lives are jokes, ... My whole idea is that we just have to accept the idea that stuff is going to happen. Life is humiliating and let's just have a good laugh about it.

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