Pressed caviar has the consistency of chilled tar. William Geist
Motivational, Inspirational, Funny Quotes
![The 10 Frenchmen journeyed to America despite warnings from their mothers that they would be mugged within 5 minutes of their arrival in New York and mowed down by gangsters in Chicago -- provided, of course, that they were not scalped by Indians along the way [or captured by] crowds of American women waiting at the airport to get their hands on a Frenchman. - William Geist Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=VGhlIDEwIEZyZW5jaG1lbiBqb3VybmV5ZWQgdG8gQW1lcmljYSBkZXNwaXRlIHdhcm5pbmdzIGZyb20gdGhlaXIgbW90aGVycyB0aGF0IHRoZXkgd291bGQgYmUgbXVnZ2VkIHdpdGhpbiA1IG1pbnV0ZXMgb2YgdGhlaXIgYXJyaXZhbCBpbiBOZXcgWW9yayBhbmQgbW93ZWQgZG93biBieSBnYW5nc3RlcnMgaW4gQ2hpY2FnbyAtLSBwcm92aWRlZCwgb2YgY291cnNlLCB0aGF0IHRoZXkgd2VyZSBub3Qgc2NhbHBlZCBieSBJbmRpYW5zIGFsb25nIHRoZSB3YXkgW29yIGNhcHR1cmVkIGJ5XSBjcm93ZHMgb2YgQW1lcmljYW4gd29tZW4gd2FpdGluZyBhdCB0aGUgYWlycG9ydCB0byBnZXQgdGhlaXIgaGFuZHMgb24gYSBGcmVuY2htYW4uIA==&author=ICBXaWxsaWFtIEdlaXN0ICAgIA==&num=5 "The 10 Frenchmen journeyed to America despite warnings from their mothers that they would be mugged within 5 minutes of their arrival in New York and mowed down by gangsters in Chicago -- provided, of course, that they were not scalped by Indians along the way [or captured by] crowds of American women waiting at the airport to get their hands on a Frenchman. - William Geist Quotes")
