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They used to have a fish on the menu that was smoked, grilled and peppered They did everything to this fish but pistol-whip it and dress it in Bermuda shorts. - William Geist Quotes

They used to have a fish on the menu that was smoked, grilled and peppered They did everything to this fish but pistol-whip it and dress it in Bermuda shorts.

Fish

New York is a city of conversations overheard, of people at the next restaurant table (micrometers away) checking your watch, of people reading the stories in your newspaper on the subway train. - William Geist Quotes

New York is a city of conversations overheard, of people at the next restaurant table (micrometers away) checking your watch, of people reading the stories in your newspaper on the subway train.

George, a camel, stepped on the foot of a Rockette; six sheep came off the elevator as three kings bearing gifts got on; human Christmas trees bumped into eight maids-a-milking at the water cooler and an elf came down with the flu. - William Geist Quotes

George, a camel, stepped on the foot of a Rockette; six sheep came off the elevator as three kings bearing gifts got on; human Christmas trees bumped into eight maids-a-milking at the water cooler and an elf came down with the flu.

The crack of a bat sounded amplified in cavernous Yankee Stadium, sprinkled lightly with fans on a cool September evening. - William Geist Quotes

The crack of a bat sounded amplified in cavernous Yankee Stadium, sprinkled lightly with fans on a cool September evening.

Scrooge pushed past Mary number 1 and Joseph number 2 in the wings without so much as an

Scrooge pushed past Mary number 1 and Joseph number 2 in the wings without so much as an "excuse me". Typical.

American Poet Past

The 10 Frenchmen journeyed to America despite warnings from their mothers that they would be mugged within 5 minutes of their arrival in New York and mowed down by gangsters in Chicago -- provided, of course, that they were not scalped by Indians along the way [or captured by] crowds of American women waiting at the airport to get their hands on a Frenchman. - William Geist Quotes

The 10 Frenchmen journeyed to America despite warnings from their mothers that they would be mugged within 5 minutes of their arrival in New York and mowed down by gangsters in Chicago -- provided, of course, that they were not scalped by Indians along the way [or captured by] crowds of American women waiting at the airport to get their hands on a Frenchman.

Drawn by warm nostalgic feelings for the place and by two sweet little words:

Drawn by warm nostalgic feelings for the place and by two sweet little words: "Open Bar."

American Poet Feelings

Kristin Brown looks as though she could have been mailed first-class to New York for about a dollar and a half. - William Geist Quotes

Kristin Brown looks as though she could have been mailed first-class to New York for about a dollar and a half.

American Poet Class

Grown men have been seen fleeing after reading the menu posted outside. - William Geist Quotes

Grown men have been seen fleeing after reading the menu posted outside.

American Poet Men

Pressed caviar has the consistency of chilled tar. - William Geist Quotes

Pressed caviar has the consistency of chilled tar.

American Poet Consistency

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