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What happens is [censors] say you can do the joke, but what they're going to do is take your beautiful broth and dump a pillowcase full of flour into it, ... Then, they say you can still have your broth, but it's not so good anymore, and ultimately it's the people who get the crappy soup because they're worried about the one guy who is allergic to it and not the rest of us. - Adam Carolla Quotes

What happens is [censors] say you can do the joke, but what they're going to do is take your beautiful broth and dump a pillowcase full of flour into it, ... Then, they say you can still have your broth, but it's not so good anymore, and ultimately it's the people who get the crappy soup because they're worried about the one guy who is allergic to it and not the rest of us.

I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that. - Adam Carolla Quotes

I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

Everyone keeps saying, 'Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.' It's like saying, 'How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt ?' I don't care. - Adam Carolla Quotes

Everyone keeps saying, 'Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.' It's like saying, 'How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt ?' I don't care.

God

The God's honest truth is that I'm probably funnier, but he's smarter. Here's the thing about Stern -- he's really a smart guy. He's nutty. He's outrageous. He's all those things, but he's also a very smart guy. - Adam Carolla Quotes

The God's honest truth is that I'm probably funnier, but he's smarter. Here's the thing about Stern -- he's really a smart guy. He's nutty. He's outrageous. He's all those things, but he's also a very smart guy.

Truth

He has a great sense of humor -- but it's in his assembly. It's really his craftsmanship that people overlook. It's not being fair to him just calling him outrageous. - Adam Carolla Quotes

He has a great sense of humor -- but it's in his assembly. It's really his craftsmanship that people overlook. It's not being fair to him just calling him outrageous.

Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show. - Adam Carolla Quotes

Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.

There's no math equation that equals ratings or demographics or even (takes into consideration) 'The Man Show.' What the (bleep) is 'The Man Show' audience? You either go up there and connect, or you go up there and you don't connect, - Adam Carolla Quotes

There's no math equation that equals ratings or demographics or even (takes into consideration) 'The Man Show.' What the (bleep) is 'The Man Show' audience? You either go up there and connect, or you go up there and you don't connect,

Man

There's no math equation that equals ratings or demographics or even (takes into consideration) 'The Man Show.' What the (expletive deleted) is 'The Man Show' audience? You either go up there and connect or you go up there and you don't connect, - Adam Carolla Quotes

There's no math equation that equals ratings or demographics or even (takes into consideration) 'The Man Show.' What the (expletive deleted) is 'The Man Show' audience? You either go up there and connect or you go up there and you don't connect,

Man

It's like a radio show, - Adam Carolla Quotes

It's like a radio show,

Radio

If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed. - Adam Carolla Quotes

If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

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