Everyone keeps saying, 'Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating.' It's like saying, 'How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt ?' I don't care. Adam Carolla
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![What happens is [censors] say you can do the joke, but what they're going to do is take your beautiful broth and dump a pillowcase full of flour into it, ... Then, they say you can still have your broth, but it's not so good anymore, and ultimately it's the people who get the crappy soup because they're worried about the one guy who is allergic to it and not the rest of us. - Adam Carolla Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=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&author=ICBBZGFtIENhcm9sbGEgICAg&num=6 "What happens is [censors] say you can do the joke, but what they're going to do is take your beautiful broth and dump a pillowcase full of flour into it, ... Then, they say you can still have your broth, but it's not so good anymore, and ultimately it's the people who get the crappy soup because they're worried about the one guy who is allergic to it and not the rest of us. - Adam Carolla Quotes")
