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When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity. - Albert Einstein Quotes

When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity.

Albert Einstein

Girls Humorous Theory

But it's also got a lot of humor. My attraction to it [the show] was that, not only was it smart and compelling, but it also had moments of humanity and humor. These characters are very colorful, and most of the best drama happens when there also is humor. So I think it's really smart that you're going to be able to laugh and maybe be scared for these characters, maybe even cry at some point. - Brett Ratner Quotes

But it's also got a lot of humor. My attraction to it [the show] was that, not only was it smart and compelling, but it also had moments of humanity and humor. These characters are very colorful, and most of the best drama happens when there also is humor. So I think it's really smart that you're going to be able to laugh and maybe be scared for these characters, maybe even cry at some point.

The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank - Dante Rossetti Quotes

The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank

Atheist British Artist Humorous

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein Quotes

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes.

Albert Einstein

Famous Funny Humorous Taxes And Taxation Top 100

Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them. - Dr. Seuss Quotes

Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.

Adulthood Humorous

If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants. - Albert Einstein Quotes

If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.

Albert Einstein

Advice Humorous Studying

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself - Jessamyn West Quotes

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself

I don't know what weapons will be used in world war three, but in world war four people will use sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein Quotes

I don't know what weapons will be used in world war three, but in world war four people will use sticks and stones.

Albert Einstein

Editor's Pick Funny Humorous Quote of the Day War Weapons

But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-breaking...humor we can find. Of course, our show is obviously at a disadvantage compared to the many news sources that we're competing withÃ¢â¬Â¦ at a disadvantage in several respects. For one thing, we are fake. They are not. So in terms of credibility we are, well, oddly enough, actually about even. We're about even. - Jon Stewart Quotes

But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-breaking...humor we can find. Of course, our show is obviously at a disadvantage compared to the many news sources that we're competing withÃ¢â¬Â¦ at a disadvantage in several respects. For one thing, we are fake. They are not. So in terms of credibility we are, well, oddly enough, actually about even. We're about even.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughn Quotes

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

American Journalist Humorous

Long hair minimizes the need for barbers; socks can be done without; one leather jacket solves the coat problem for many years; suspenders are superfluous. - Albert Einstein Quotes

Long hair minimizes the need for barbers; socks can be done without; one leather jacket solves the coat problem for many years; suspenders are superfluous.

Albert Einstein

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle Quotes

The secret to humor is surprise.

Greek Philosopher Humorous

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there - Will Rogers Quotes

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there

Famous Funny Humorous Leadership Pearls of Wisdom Top 100

If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up. - Dr. Seuss Quotes

If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up.

All these people are so firm on their positions. That's where the humor in the movie comes from, ... It's like the debate team. Nothing is rooted, everything is malleable. As soon as you start to hate what Nick Naylor is saying, then you have a senator saying the same thing. Everybody is complicit; whatever their cause is, they all have unethical thoughts. It just shows that we're all just out there trying to ply our trade. - Aaron Eckhart Quotes

All these people are so firm on their positions. That's where the humor in the movie comes from, ... It's like the debate team. Nothing is rooted, everything is malleable. As soon as you start to hate what Nick Naylor is saying, then you have a senator saying the same thing. Everybody is complicit; whatever their cause is, they all have unethical thoughts. It just shows that we're all just out there trying to ply our trade.

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place. - Mark Twain Quotes

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.

Enthusiasm Humorous

One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool. - Chinese Proverbs Quotes

One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool.

Chinese Proverbs

Chinese Proverbs Fools And Foolishness Humorous

He has a great sense of humor -- but it's in his assembly. It's really his craftsmanship that people overlook. It's not being fair to him just calling him outrageous. - Adam Carolla Quotes

He has a great sense of humor -- but it's in his assembly. It's really his craftsmanship that people overlook. It's not being fair to him just calling him outrageous.

I think (humor) just kind of comes to me naturally. It just seems like kind of the way I like to do it. I kind of get a kick out of it sometimes, and I figure I have to be the first one to get a kick out of it. Then if everybody else does then that's OK too. - Adam Carroll Quotes

I think (humor) just kind of comes to me naturally. It just seems like kind of the way I like to do it. I kind of get a kick out of it sometimes, and I figure I have to be the first one to get a kick out of it. Then if everybody else does then that's OK too.

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises. - Erma Bombeck Quotes

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises.

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M. Thackeray Quotes

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.

William M. Thackeray

Dress Humorous Life Pearls of Wisdom Society

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers Quotes

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

Famous Funny Humorous Money Top 100

Imagination is a quality given a man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Oscar Wilde Quotes

Imagination is a quality given a man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.

Famous Humorous Imagination Top 100

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier Quotes

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.

American Writer Humorous

Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye Quotes

Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.

American Educator Humorous

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. - Winston Churchill Quotes

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

Winston Churchill

English Statesman Famous Funny Humorous Top 100

Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!' And if you were my wife, I would drink it! - Winston Churchill Quotes

Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!' And if you were my wife, I would drink it!

Winston Churchill

In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Quotes

In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Famous Funny Heaven Humorous Top 100

Viewers know that I have a weird sense of humor, but that I'm serious about the game, - Alex Trebek Quotes

Viewers know that I have a weird sense of humor, but that I'm serious about the game,

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope Quotes

Wit is the lowest form of humor.

English Poet Humorous

An ounce of wit is worth a pound of argument - Sydney Smith Quotes

An ounce of wit is worth a pound of argument

Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude. - Frank Muir Quotes

Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.

great wit, a great sense of humor. - Michael Palin Quotes

great wit, a great sense of humor.

Be simple in words, manners, and gestures. Amuse as well as instruct. If you can make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believe you. - Alfred Smith Quotes

Be simple in words, manners, and gestures. Amuse as well as instruct. If you can make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believe you.

Everybody Hates Chris is a semi-autobiographical show. We try to get humor out of tough subject matters. It never occurred to me what a 6-year-old would think about the subject of Santa. - Ali LeRoi Quotes

Everybody Hates Chris is a semi-autobiographical show. We try to get humor out of tough subject matters. It never occurred to me what a 6-year-old would think about the subject of Santa.

Everybody Hates Chris' is a semi-autobiographical show. We try to get humor out of tough subject matters. It never occurred to me what a 6-year-old would think about the subject of Santa. - Ali LeRoi Quotes

Everybody Hates Chris' is a semi-autobiographical show. We try to get humor out of tough subject matters. It never occurred to me what a 6-year-old would think about the subject of Santa.

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger - Allen Klein Quotes

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger

There is this benefit in brag, that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all means; draw it all out, and hold him to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes

There is this benefit in brag, that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all means; draw it all out, and hold him to it.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Advice Humorous

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott Quotes

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy.

I should think it's pretty sophisticated. Any judge with a sense of humor and a very clever man, which Peter Smith is, is going to do pretty well. - Andrew Sinclair Quotes

I should think it's pretty sophisticated. Any judge with a sense of humor and a very clever man, which Peter Smith is, is going to do pretty well.

Andrew Sinclair

Maybe it's just because it's so damn cold there, ... You find humor in everything, 'cause the climate's so harsh, you have to laugh at it. - Andy Dick Quotes

Maybe it's just because it's so damn cold there, ... You find humor in everything, 'cause the climate's so harsh, you have to laugh at it.

Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives. - Robert Collier Quotes

Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.

American Publisher Humorous

We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities. - Robin Williams Quotes

We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.

Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, wearing stripes with plaid is easy. - Albert Einstein Quotes

Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, wearing stripes with plaid is easy.

Albert Einstein

Acceptance Humorous Universe

If you want something said, ask a man...if you want something done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher Quotes

If you want something said, ask a man...if you want something done, ask a woman.

Margaret Thatcher

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal Quotes

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them.

Simon Wiesenthal

Humorous Quotes

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain Quotes

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

American Author Humorous

I'm not a traditional politician, and I have a sense of humor. I'll try to soften it and become boring, maybe even very boring, but I'm not sure if I'll be able to. - Silvio Berlusconi Quotes

I'm not a traditional politician, and I have a sense of humor. I'll try to soften it and become boring, maybe even very boring, but I'm not sure if I'll be able to.

Silvio Berlusconi

Humorous Italian Statesman

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover. - Lenny Bruce Quotes

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.

Despair Humorous

I always want to laugh at the sad stuff. You don't need to laugh at the other stuff. I'm not numb to these things. I still go into really dark periods about Sept. 11. I think it's kind of like bullies. Bullies are just scared and thin-skinned, so they have to become bullies as a kind of survival tactic. I think comics are that way, too. - Sarah Silverman Quotes

I always want to laugh at the sad stuff. You don't need to laugh at the other stuff. I'm not numb to these things. I still go into really dark periods about Sept. 11. I think it's kind of like bullies. Bullies are just scared and thin-skinned, so they have to become bullies as a kind of survival tactic. I think comics are that way, too.

Sarah Silverman

Humorous Laughter

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