Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live. - Dorothy Rothschild Parker Quotes
Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live. Dorothy Rothschild Parker
 Drugs Suicide

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The only "ism" Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

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My land is bare of chattering folk; / the clouds are low along the ridges, / and sweet's the air with curly smoke / from all my burning bridges. - Dorothy Rothschild Parker Quotes

My land is bare of chattering folk; / the clouds are low along the ridges, / and sweet's the air with curly smoke / from all my burning bridges.

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Woman wants monogamy; / Man delights in novelty. / Love is woman's moon and sun; / Man has other forms of fun. . . / With this the gist and sum of it, / What earthly good can come of it? - Dorothy Rothschild Parker Quotes

Woman wants monogamy; / Man delights in novelty. / Love is woman's moon and sun; / Man has other forms of fun. . . / With this the gist and sum of it, / What earthly good can come of it?

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Rothschild Parker Quotes

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

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I shall stay the way I am because I do not give a damn. - Dorothy Rothschild Parker Quotes

I shall stay the way I am because I do not give a damn.

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We're glad to have been taken seriously. What we're looking for is that if we walk into a Pick 'n Save anywhere, we can expect to find a quality store. - Dorothy Rothschild Parker Quotes

We're glad to have been taken seriously. What we're looking for is that if we walk into a Pick 'n Save anywhere, we can expect to find a quality store.

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I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more. - Dorothy Rothschild Parker Quotes

I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more.

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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets. - Dorothy Rothschild Parker Quotes

His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.

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I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table / Four and I'm under the host - Dorothy Rothschild Parker Quotes

I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table / Four and I'm under the host

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People are more fun than any body - Dorothy Rothschild Parker Quotes

People are more fun than any body

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