More - Dorothy Rothschild Parker Quotes

The only "ism" Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

Dorothy Rothschild Parker

 Hollywood

My land is bare of chattering folk; / the clouds are low along the ridges, / and sweet's the air with curly smoke / from all my burning bridges.

Dorothy Rothschild Parker

 

Woman wants monogamy; / Man delights in novelty. / Love is woman's moon and sun; / Man has other forms of fun. . . / With this the gist and sum of it, / What earthly good can come of it?

Dorothy Rothschild Parker

 Fun

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

Dorothy Rothschild Parker

 

I shall stay the way I am because I do not give a damn.

Dorothy Rothschild Parker

 Apathy

We're glad to have been taken seriously. What we're looking for is that if we walk into a Pick 'n Save anywhere, we can expect to find a quality store.

Dorothy Rothschild Parker

 

I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more.

Dorothy Rothschild Parker

 Fame

His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.

Dorothy Rothschild Parker

 

I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I'm under the table / Four and I'm under the host

Dorothy Rothschild Parker

 

People are more fun than any body

Dorothy Rothschild Parker

 Body