More - Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni Movie Dialogues

Main toh aapse dur rehna chahta hoon; magar yeh kambhakt haath uchal uchal ke, uchal uchal ke; tumse chipak jaata hai

Govinda ( Movie: Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni )

Aapne joh samjhaya meri samajh mein kuch nahi aaya; kyun ki aapki joh samajh hai na meri samajh ki samajh se bahar hai

Govinda ( Movie: Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni )

Aaj kal ke yug mein har cheez ke daam bhad gaye hai; magar aadmi ki nazar mein insaaniyat ke daam ghat gaye hai

Govinda ( Movie: Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni )

Aulad ki judai ka dard; maut ke dard se bhi zyada hota hai

Govinda ( Movie: Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni )

Bahut oonchi boli bolta hai tu; magar aaj main tujhe itna ooncha pahuncha doonga ki hamesha ke liye bolti bandh kar doonga

Gulshan Grover ( Movie: Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni )

Humse takrane waale ka ek hi anjaam hota hai; jisse Hindi mein maut aur angrezi mein death kehte hain

Gulshan Grover ( Movie: Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni )

Mujhe hisaab kitaab karna bahut achchi tarah se aata hai

Gulshan Grover ( Movie: Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni )

Tumhari umar mere tajurbe se bahut kam hai; tumne utni Diwaliyan nahi dekhi hai jitni maine tum jaise bikne waalon ki barbaadiyan dekhi hai

Kader Khan ( Movie: Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni )

Jaane do isse; is waqt yeh khudgarzi ke ghode pe savar, barbaadi ke toofan mein udhta hua chala ja raha hai; aur aaise sawar ko waqt ke thappad aur zamaane ki thokar ke sivah koi nahin rok sakta hai

Kader Khan ( Movie: Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni )

Sukh toh bewafaa tawaif ki tarah hai; joh aaj iske pass, kal uske pass

Kader Khan ( Movie: Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni )