Is vidya ke mandir mein; yahan vidya ki murat hai toh wahan vidya ka bhashan hai; magar afsoos is baat ka hai ki hamare paas "Dirty Picture" ki Vidya Balan nahi hai Divyendu Sharma ( Movie: Chashme Baddoor (2013) )
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Pyar agar pant hai toh dosti chaddi hai; pant agar phat bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai - Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Pyar agar pant hai toh dosti chaddi hai; pant agar phat bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai

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When I am good I am good; when I am bad I am even better - Chashme Baddoor (2013)

When I am good I am good; when I am bad I am even better

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What Raniji can't; I can! - Chashme Baddoor (2013)

What Raniji can't; I can!

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Buddies you are my chaddies - Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Buddies you are my chaddies

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Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai; main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai; main tera langot tu meri neck tie; main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai - Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai; main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai; main tera langot tu meri neck tie; main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai

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Yeh shakal se H20 hai aur akal se H2SO4 hai - Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Yeh shakal se H20 hai aur akal se H2SO4 hai

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Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooch; ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooch; unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza boy se pooch - Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooch; ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooch; unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza boy se pooch

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Aurat bhi kya cheez hai; kuch kaho toh mooh phula leti hai; aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai - Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Aurat bhi kya cheez hai; kuch kaho toh mooh phula leti hai; aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai

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Dono ka blood group bhi ek hi hai; isliye nahi ki dono judwaa hai; isliye ki dono ek doosre ka khoon chooste rehte hai - Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Dono ka blood group bhi ek hi hai; isliye nahi ki dono judwaa hai; isliye ki dono ek doosre ka khoon chooste rehte hai

Bharati Achrekar ( Movie: Chashme Baddoor (2013) )

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Agar tum safed saree mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao; toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi - Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Agar tum safed saree mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao; toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi

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