More - Chashme Baddoor (2013) Movie Dialogues

Pyar agar pant hai toh dosti chaddi hai; pant agar phat bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai

Ali Zafar ( Movie: Chashme Baddoor (2013) )

When I am good I am good; when I am bad I am even better

Ali Zafar ( Movie: Chashme Baddoor (2013) )

What Raniji can't; I can!

Ali Zafar ( Movie: Chashme Baddoor (2013) )

Buddies you are my chaddies

Ali Zafar ( Movie: Chashme Baddoor (2013) )

Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai; main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai; main tera langot tu meri neck tie; main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Chashme Baddoor (2013) )

Yeh shakal se H20 hai aur akal se H2SO4 hai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Chashme Baddoor (2013) )

Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooch; ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooch; unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza boy se pooch

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Chashme Baddoor (2013) )

Aurat bhi kya cheez hai; kuch kaho toh mooh phula leti hai; aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Chashme Baddoor (2013) )

Dono ka blood group bhi ek hi hai; isliye nahi ki dono judwaa hai; isliye ki dono ek doosre ka khoon chooste rehte hai

Bharati Achrekar ( Movie: Chashme Baddoor (2013) )

Agar tum safed saree mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao; toh maa kasam ambulance lagogi

Divyendu Sharma ( Movie: Chashme Baddoor (2013) )