More - Pyaar Ka Punchnama Movie Dialogues

Kutton ka koi Sunday nahi hota; kutte saaton din kutte hi hote hai

Divyendu Sharma ( Movie: Pyaar Ka Punchnama )

Saali shopping khatam nahi hoti inki; pehle cushions aaye, phir curtains aaye; phir cushions curtains se match nahi kiye toh aur cushions aaye; saale mug itne hai mere yahan ki unhe bechne jaon toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye

Kartik Tiwari ( Movie: Pyaar Ka Punchnama )

Do hafte dimaag chatengi table lena hai, table lena hai; paanch ghante mall mein bitaake ek sadi si chappal uthake le aayengi; aur phir agle do hafte dimaag chatengi table lena hai, table lena hai

Kartik Tiwari ( Movie: Pyaar Ka Punchnama )

Problem yeh hai ki main chahta hoon meri life mein koi problem hi na ho; lekin agar meri life mein koi problem na ho na; toh yeh uski life ki sabse badi problem hai

Kartik Tiwari ( Movie: Pyaar Ka Punchnama )

Relationship ka matlab hi hota hai an end to your own happiness

Kartik Tiwari ( Movie: Pyaar Ka Punchnama )

Shaadi ke pehle woh nagin been kyun bajhta hai; kyun ki na band waala bhi tumhe chetavani de raha hota hai kaun aa raha hai tumhari zindagi mein; inka signature tune hai woh

Kartik Tiwari ( Movie: Pyaar Ka Punchnama )

Ab pata chala yeh aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyun aate hai aur yeh gay bandhe itne successful kyun hote hai; because they don't have a woman to screw their happiness na

Kartik Tiwari ( Movie: Pyaar Ka Punchnama )

Behind every successful man there is a woman; true; but koi yeh nahi batata ki behind every unsuccessful man also there is a woman

Kartik Tiwari ( Movie: Pyaar Ka Punchnama )

Any discussion with a woman is an argument!

Kartik Tiwari ( Movie: Pyaar Ka Punchnama )

In ladkiyon ko na koi khush nahi rakh sakta; a happy woman is a myth!

Kartik Tiwari ( Movie: Pyaar Ka Punchnama )