More - Mastizaade Movie Dialogues

Pehle maroonga insaan ki tarah; phir maroonga toofan ki tarah; and finally maroonga Salman ki tarah

( Movie: Mastizaade )

Kabhi aapko waqt mile toh mere ghar aao na; main aapko chawal doonga phir daal doonga; dal maa ke haath ki dal

( Movie: Mastizaade )

Phikar mat ki jiye; aapko shikayat ka mauka nahi doonga

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Mastizaade )

Jise duniya kehti hai haramzaada; jise pyar se ladkiyan kehti hai aur zyada; wohi hota hai asli mastizaada

Ritesh Deshmukh ( Movie: Mastizaade )

Sikka hila toh pass!

Sunny Leone ( Movie: Mastizaade )

Sikka hila toh fail!

Sunny Leone ( Movie: Mastizaade )

Tumhare zakhmon pe blow karna mera job hai

Suresh Menon ( Movie: Mastizaade )

Ladke ki kaathi; kaathi pe ghoda; ghode ki bum mein joh maara hathoda

Suresh Menon ( Movie: Mastizaade )

Keh raha hai dil yeh rangeela; kab tak rahoonga tanha aur dheela; aaj apne pyar ka pani barsakar; dekh tujhe kaise karta hoon main bheega

Suresh Menon ( Movie: Mastizaade )

Isse pehle ki rab ne bana di jodi; chadh lo do ya teen aur ghodi

Tusshar Kapoor ( Movie: Mastizaade )