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Sachcha pyar kabhi khali haath wapas nahi aata hai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Rehnaa Hai Terre Dil Mein )

Agar kisi ladke ko film dekhni hai toh sirf ladki ke saath dekhni chahiye; nahi toh film ki insult hai, theater ki insult hai aur theater mein dekhne waali sari audience ki insult hai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Rehnaa Hai Terre Dil Mein )

Main is kisam ki ladkiyon ko badi achchi tarah jaanta hoon; baap decide karta hai ki kaunse school mein jaana hai; maa decide karti hai ki kitni chotiyaan bandhni hai; aur poori family decide karti hai ki kis ladke se shaadi karni hai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Rehnaa Hai Terre Dil Mein )

SMS generation; char liney zyada kya bol di lecture lagne lagta hai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Rang De Basanti )

Yeh hamare hero hai; ek phone aaya aur pet kharab ho gaya

Anupam Kher ( Movie: A Wednesday )

Mohabbat ka naam aaj bhi mohabbat hai; yeh na kabhi badli hai aur na kabhi badlegi

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge )

Fail hona aur padhai na karna; hamare khandaan ki parampara hai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge )

Dimaag mein kitaaben bharne se jeben thodhi bharti hai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge )

Yeh khoon bhi saali badi ajeeb cheez hai; apne nikle toh dard hota hai; lekin doosre ke nikle toh mazaa aata hai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Hum )

Baghavat mein teen kisam ke log hote hai; pehla taqat ke zor pe zulm karne waala atyachari; doosra us atyachari ke khilaf awaaz uthane waala krantikari; aur teesra in dono ki situation ka fayda uthane waala mere jaisa vyapari

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Hum )

Shanti shanti; do minute shanti; uske baad kranti

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Hum )

Saale buzdili ki gaud mein pale geedad ki sauteli aulad

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Hum )

Apne mooh ki kamaan se shabdon ke tootte huye teer mat choda kar

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Hum )

Mukadma sabooto aur gawaho se lada jaata hai; bhashan-baazio, nautanki aur tamasho se nahi

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Garv )

Kaam karoge toh roti milegi; nahi karoge toh goli milegi

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Karma )

Woh log kamzor hote hai jinhe zindagi jahan chahti hai wahan le jati hai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Arjun )

Aurat bhi kya cheez hai; kuch kaho toh mooh phula leti hai; aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Chashme Baddoor (2013) )

Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooch; ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooch; unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza boy se pooch

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Chashme Baddoor (2013) )

Yeh shakal se H20 hai aur akal se H2SO4 hai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Chashme Baddoor (2013) )

Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai; main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai; main tera langot tu meri neck tie; main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Chashme Baddoor (2013) )

Tum aaise ulloo ke patthe ke saath kaise shaadi kar sakti ho?

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Dil Hai Ke Manta Nahin )

For your naughtiness; I will eat a papad and you will get a jhapad

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Dil Hai Ke Manta Nahin )

Shehar mein shanti aur nagriko ki hifasat karna mera farz hai; yahi meri duty aur yahi mujhpar meri vardi ka karz hai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Taqdeerwala )

Aadhi raat ko bulana, subah tak zaroor aaonga yeh meri arz hai; shehar mein shanti aur nagriko ki seva karna mera farz hai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Taqdeerwala )

Main dadaon ka dada hoon aur gundo ka gunda hoon; yeh sansar meri dharti aur main iska jhanda hoon

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Taqdeerwala )

Kisi insaan ka gussa uski umar se bada nahi hota

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Sooryavansham )

Insaan duniya ka sabse ghatiya janwar hai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Refugee )

Main awaara aur badmaash bardaasht kar sakta hoon; lekin gaddar kabhi nahi

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Refugee )

Joh aadmi taqat se nahi harta; woh emotion se harta hai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Yamla Pagla Deewana 2 )

Meri toh na usse Hello hai na Hi hai; na jaan hai na pehchaan hai; na dua hai na salaam hai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Shola Aur Shabnam )

Aadmi naujawan ho yah meri tarah tajurbekar; raat ko aurat se jhagde mein kabhi nahi jeet sakta

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Shola Aur Shabnam )

Mere mooh se nikla har lafz; heere se zyada keemti hai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Shola Aur Shabnam )

Yahan Punjabi hai, Gujarati hai, Marathi hai, Bangali hai; lekin Hindustani koi nahi hai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Shola Aur Shabnam )

Bura joh kaam karta hai woh manzil se bhatakta hai; kamina lakh baande boriyan, magar ek din atakta hai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Shola Aur Shabnam )

Shartein business mein hoti hai; ghar grihasti mein nahi

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Rama Rama Kya Hai Dramaaa )

Galati doosro mein dhoonde ke bajai agar khud mein dhoondogi; toh galat fehmi yoon door ho jayegi

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Rama Rama Kya Hai Dramaaa )

Jiske khud ke pyjama mein naada nahi hota; woh doosre ke pyjama mein naada nahi daalta

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Rama Rama Kya Hai Dramaaa )

Hum chote shehar ke log; kabhi kabhi bade shehar ki chakachand roshni mein apna raasta kho baithte hai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Victory )

Mera woh jhaapad tere shareer pe nahi; teri aatma pe padega

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Gori Tere Pyaar Mein )

Logon ni seva; aane ghar waalon ne kela

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Gori Tere Pyaar Mein )

Sirf guru hi shishya ko sabak nahi sikha sakta; waqt padne par shishya bhi guru ko sabak sikha sakta hai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Shreemaan Aashique )

Duniya mein koi aisa insaan nahi hai jise kabhi galati na ho; lekin sahi insaan woh hai joh sahi waqt par galati ka paschatap karle

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Shreemaan Aashique )

Ek ladki ke jazbaat ko theek se wohi samajh sakta hai; jisne duniya dekhi hai, zindagi dekhi hai, zindagi ke utaar-chadao dekhe hai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Shreemaan Aashique )

Agar aurat na hoti; toh saare mard rishi hote, gyani hote

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Shreemaan Aashique )

Aurat nark ka dwar hoti hai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Shreemaan Aashique )

Tumhari harkatein, kutte ki dum aur Katrina ki Hindi; aaisi hai joh kabhi seedhi ho hi nahi sakti

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Main Tera Hero )

Vada Pav Mumbai ki shaan hai; yeh Bhel Puri, Pani Puri, Sev Puri hum logon ki ekta ki pehchaan hai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Gang of Ghosts )

Maafi se pyar badhta hai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Desi Boyz )

Baap ke saath beti ki har vachan shaadi ke mandap mein jal kar raakh ho jaata hai; aur pati ko diya hua vachan shareer ki raakh ho jaane ke baad bhi nibhana padta hai

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Sheshnaag )

Joh jeevan de sakta hai; woh jeevan le nahi sakta

Anupam Kher ( Movie: Bees Saal Baad )