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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

Albert Einstein

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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Albert Einstein

 Cute German Physicist

When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity.

Albert Einstein

 Girls Humorous Theory

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

Albert Einstein

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Three Rules of Work: Out of clutter find simplicity; From discord find harmony; In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.

Albert Einstein

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If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut.

Albert Einstein

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Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.

Albert Einstein

 Authority Enemies Truth

The world is a dangerous place. Not because of the people who are evil; but because of the people who don't do anything about it.

Albert Einstein

 Action Complacency Evil People

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.

Albert Einstein

 Achievement American Politician German Physicist

Know where to find the information and how to use it - That's the secret of success

Albert Einstein

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