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Remind me again, Which Circle of Hell did Dante reserve for Editors...and now that I'm living here, would you mind forwarding my mail? - Jules Carlysle Quotes

Remind me again, Which Circle of Hell did Dante reserve for Editors...and now that I'm living here, would you mind forwarding my mail?

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Censorship and hate speech laws don't protect GOOD IDEASÃ¢â¬Â¦they protect BAD ONES. They keep them alive and push them underground. If someone is engaging in HATE SPEECH, you don't silence them. You donÃ¢â¬â¢t tell them to shut up.Ã¢â¬Â¦You say,

Censorship and hate speech laws don't protect GOOD IDEASÃ¢â¬Â¦they protect BAD ONES. They keep them alive and push them underground. If someone is engaging in HATE SPEECH, you don't silence them. You donÃ¢â¬â¢t tell them to shut up.Ã¢â¬Â¦You say, "COME OVER HERE AND SAY THAT" You say, "BRING IT ON"Ã¢â¬Â¦..

After 15 years of marriage, nothing says

After 15 years of marriage, nothing says "Thanks for all the blowjobs" like a pair of mittens for Christmas.

When the US sneezes, Canada says, Ã¢â¬Ågesundheit.Ã¢â¬Â - Jules Carlysle Quotes

When the US sneezes, Canada says, Ã¢â¬Ågesundheit.Ã¢â¬Â

If you continue to carry on like idiotsÃ¢â¬Â¦weeping with outstretched arms behind the rope line outside of their hotels, sending them love poems written in blood and sexually assaulting their wax statuesÃ¢â¬Â¦.ItÃ¢â¬â¢s embarrassing for women everywhere and a little scary for the stars. BesidesÃ¢â¬Â¦..it wonÃ¢â¬â¢t be nearly as special when I do it.Now, excuse me I have to go throw a bag of screwdrivers over the fence at John CusackÃ¢â¬â¢s houseÃ¢â¬Â¦..because otherwiseÃ¢â¬Â¦how will he know I love him???? - Jules Carlysle Quotes

If you continue to carry on like idiotsÃ¢â¬Â¦weeping with outstretched arms behind the rope line outside of their hotels, sending them love poems written in blood and sexually assaulting their wax statuesÃ¢â¬Â¦.ItÃ¢â¬â¢s embarrassing for women everywhere and a little scary for the stars. BesidesÃ¢â¬Â¦..it wonÃ¢â¬â¢t be nearly as special when I do it.Now, excuse me I have to go throw a bag of screwdrivers over the fence at John CusackÃ¢â¬â¢s houseÃ¢â¬Â¦..because otherwiseÃ¢â¬Â¦how will he know I love him????

If I can find something with a pulse willing to share my bed, why would I narrow the field of options by discriminating on the basis of gender, species or degree of relative consciousness? So, the answer to your question is,

If I can find something with a pulse willing to share my bed, why would I narrow the field of options by discriminating on the basis of gender, species or degree of relative consciousness? So, the answer to your question is, "yes", I let my dog on the bed.

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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. - Jules Carlysle Quotes

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Using the Oval office to cheat on your wife makes you a bad husband and an irresponsible leader. Using the Oval office to lead your troops into a war born of blatant deception makes you a murderer and a war criminal. - Jules Carlysle Quotes

Using the Oval office to cheat on your wife makes you a bad husband and an irresponsible leader. Using the Oval office to lead your troops into a war born of blatant deception makes you a murderer and a war criminal.

We are so cleverly manipulated and influenced by the media and establishments on both the right and left, that the truth has become hopelessly lost in semantics. - Jules Carlysle Quotes

We are so cleverly manipulated and influenced by the media and establishments on both the right and left, that the truth has become hopelessly lost in semantics.

Bush has cruised through life fueled by booze, drugs and bravado. HeÃ¢â¬â¢s proud to be an underachiever and he rests comfortably on the laurels of his father. HeÃ¢â¬â¢s failed at every venture heÃ¢â¬â¢s ever undertaken. And every mess heÃ¢â¬â¢s created has been cleaned up for himÃ¢â¬Â¦arrests for drunk driving, cocaine, AWOL from the National Guard and numerous bad business deals. He is a self-made disaster. Yet, he was handed the keys to the kingdomÃ¢â¬Â¦TWICE!Fool me once, shame on youÃ¢â¬Â¦.Fool me twiceÃ¢â¬Â¦Ã¢â¬Â¦.God help us all. - Jules Carlysle Quotes

Bush has cruised through life fueled by booze, drugs and bravado. HeÃ¢â¬â¢s proud to be an underachiever and he rests comfortably on the laurels of his father. HeÃ¢â¬â¢s failed at every venture heÃ¢â¬â¢s ever undertaken. And every mess heÃ¢â¬â¢s created has been cleaned up for himÃ¢â¬Â¦arrests for drunk driving, cocaine, AWOL from the National Guard and numerous bad business deals. He is a self-made disaster. Yet, he was handed the keys to the kingdomÃ¢â¬Â¦TWICE!Fool me once, shame on youÃ¢â¬Â¦.Fool me twiceÃ¢â¬Â¦Ã¢â¬Â¦.God help us all.

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