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I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman Quotes

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear.

We were doing tape backups. But with the hurricanes, we started to think about what would happen if we lost the whole building -- and how we were going to get our systems back, not just our data. - Phil Hartman Quotes

We were doing tape backups. But with the hurricanes, we started to think about what would happen if we lost the whole building -- and how we were going to get our systems back, not just our data.

A master sergeant in the Army is in danger of losing his lavish lifestyle when a Pentagon official threatens to close Fort Baxter, - Phil Hartman Quotes

A master sergeant in the Army is in danger of losing his lavish lifestyle when a Pentagon official threatens to close Fort Baxter,

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He was eager to serve his country, - Phil Hartman Quotes

He was eager to serve his country,

The chief would tell him, 'We certainly do. You get your butt back here safely.' - Phil Hartman Quotes

The chief would tell him, 'We certainly do. You get your butt back here safely.'

I worked at first in a music store, and soon enough found myself hanging out with people like Patti Smith and Tom Verlaine [singer from 70s punk-band Television]. - Phil Hartman Quotes

I worked at first in a music store, and soon enough found myself hanging out with people like Patti Smith and Tom Verlaine [singer from 70s punk-band Television].

Howl has certainly proved that the East Village sense of community has survived intact, - Phil Hartman Quotes

Howl has certainly proved that the East Village sense of community has survived intact,

I should have been a general a long time ago instead of shining a seat with my ass in Washington D.C. But, thanks to a certain master sergeant, I had a career reversal 20 years ago, - Phil Hartman Quotes

I should have been a general a long time ago instead of shining a seat with my ass in Washington D.C. But, thanks to a certain master sergeant, I had a career reversal 20 years ago,

I got my uniform and my belts and I wanted to learn how to salute. - Phil Hartman Quotes

I got my uniform and my belts and I wanted to learn how to salute.

I recently made a list of all the characters and voices I've done. It came to 99, - Phil Hartman Quotes

I recently made a list of all the characters and voices I've done. It came to 99,

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