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Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas - Paula Poundstone Quotes

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas

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I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name - Paula Poundstone Quotes

I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name

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I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd done everything there was to do - Paula Poundstone Quotes

I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd done everything there was to do

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I think that's why they have so many relgious freaks in the airports...they even keep the flowers behind the counter 'Go, go my children...be fruitful and annoy.

I think that's why they have so many relgious freaks in the airports...they even keep the flowers behind the counter 'Go, go my children...be fruitful and annoy.""

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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said,

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, ""Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.""

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The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer - Paula Poundstone Quotes

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer

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The position of First Lady has no rules, just precedent, so its evolution has been at a virtual standstill for years. If Martha Washington didn't do it, then no one is sure it should be done. - Paula Poundstone Quotes

The position of First Lady has no rules, just precedent, so its evolution has been at a virtual standstill for years. If Martha Washington didn't do it, then no one is sure it should be done.

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It is the best part of the night. The classic (interactive) lines are 'Where are you from? What do you do for a living?' I almost always get something interesting. - Paula Poundstone Quotes

It is the best part of the night. The classic (interactive) lines are 'Where are you from? What do you do for a living?' I almost always get something interesting.

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I like to work on New Year's Eve. It has a nice spirit; a nice feel about it. If you are all about the 'year-end' thing at all, then laughing with fellow human beings is a great way to start the new year. - Paula Poundstone Quotes

I like to work on New Year's Eve. It has a nice spirit; a nice feel about it. If you are all about the 'year-end' thing at all, then laughing with fellow human beings is a great way to start the new year.

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This is not the first time I've been late, - Paula Poundstone Quotes

This is not the first time I've been late,

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