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When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be. - Jimmy Fallon Quotes

When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.

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Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model. - Jimmy Fallon Quotes

Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce "gubernatorial."

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[Worst of all, the team appeared in] The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training, ... Let them play! Let them play! - Jimmy Fallon Quotes

[Worst of all, the team appeared in] The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training, ... Let them play! Let them play!

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They say a dog is a man?s best friend.That?s if you?re lucky enough to get one of those

They say a dog is a man?s best friend.That?s if you?re lucky enough to get one of those ""friendly"" dogs.

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least IÃÂ´d have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon Quotes

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least IÃÂ´d have an excuse.

Don't Keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason - Jimmy Fallon Quotes

Don't Keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason

A Pennsylvania woman convicted for shoplifting was sentenced to wear a badge that reads

A Pennsylvania woman convicted for shoplifting was sentenced to wear a badge that reads ""Convicted Shoplifter."" However, her lawyers hope to plea bargain down to a bumper sticker reading ""I'd Rather Be Stealing!""

I often try to reassure myself by saying,

I often try to reassure myself by saying, ""Well, at least it canÃÂ´t get any worse."" But the truth is, it always can. And thatÃÂ´s what really terrifies me.

Hey baby, do you like fine cooking? Cause you know what? I got Swanson's Dinner in the freezer with your name on it.

Hey baby, do you like fine cooking? Cause you know what? I got Swanson's Dinner in the freezer with your name on it.""

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