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Birth control that really works: Every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids. - Roseanne Quotes

Birth control that really works: Every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.

Bed

I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate evening with my husband I was swept away by the passion (so dormant inside myself) of a long and tortured existence. The physical cravings I had tried so hard to deny finally and ultimately sated... but enough about the pork. - Roseanne Quotes

I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate evening with my husband I was swept away by the passion (so dormant inside myself) of a long and tortured existence. The physical cravings I had tried so hard to deny finally and ultimately sated... but enough about the pork.

Birth

Anthony's place at the table since he was a toddler was next to mine, ... Now that seat is empty. - Roseanne Quotes

Anthony's place at the table since he was a toddler was next to mine, ... Now that seat is empty.

I saw Sinatra and the Pope on TV when I was two and said 'Who's that guy with Frank Sinatra?' - Roseanne Quotes

I saw Sinatra and the Pope on TV when I was two and said 'Who's that guy with Frank Sinatra?'

When my Husband comes home, if the kids are still alive, I figure I've done my job. - Roseanne Quotes

When my Husband comes home, if the kids are still alive, I figure I've done my job.

Home

Business has turned really sluggish. There is a lack of traffic in the stores, ... There is overall uncertainty with the economy and gas prices. - Roseanne Quotes

Business has turned really sluggish. There is a lack of traffic in the stores, ... There is overall uncertainty with the economy and gas prices.

I'm happy that it's going for sale, 'cause maybe I can pay my bills. That would be cool. - Roseanne Quotes

I'm happy that it's going for sale, 'cause maybe I can pay my bills. That would be cool.

Bills

[Her talk of entrepreneurship falls on receptive ears at WIM, more so now than ever.] Previously, about 95 percent of our members were from the corporate world, ... Since then, the mix has shifted to one-third corporate, one-third entrepreneurs/small-business owners and one-third women in transition. - Roseanne Quotes

[Her talk of entrepreneurship falls on receptive ears at WIM, more so now than ever.] Previously, about 95 percent of our members were from the corporate world, ... Since then, the mix has shifted to one-third corporate, one-third entrepreneurs/small-business owners and one-third women in transition.

Ears

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. - Roseanne Quotes

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

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He attacked the nurses, he attacked widow's pensions, he attacked firefighters, he attacked teachers, and the California public has said 'No' to this governor, - Roseanne Quotes

He attacked the nurses, he attacked widow's pensions, he attacked firefighters, he attacked teachers, and the California public has said 'No' to this governor,

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