Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Just put 'em through a spell check and go home. Stephen Colbert
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![[And not a moment too soon, figures Colbert (the gifted humorist-performer, that is not the make-believe blowhard who shares the same name).] My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned, but an idiot, ... So we said, 'Let's give him a promotion.' - Stephen Colbert Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=W0FuZCBub3QgYSBtb21lbnQgdG9vIHNvb24sIGZpZ3VyZXMgQ29sYmVydCAodGhlIGdpZnRlZCBodW1vcmlzdC1wZXJmb3JtZXIsIHRoYXQgaXMgbm90IHRoZSBtYWtlLWJlbGlldmUgYmxvd2hhcmQgd2hvIHNoYXJlcyB0aGUgc2FtZSBuYW1lKS5dIE15IGNoYXJhY3RlciBpcyBzZWxmLWltcG9ydGFudCwgcG9vcmx5IGluZm9ybWVkLCB3ZWxsLWludGVudGlvbmVkLCBidXQgYW4gaWRpb3QsIC4uLiBTbyB3ZSBzYWlkLCAnTGV0J3MgZ2l2ZSBoaW0gYSBwcm9tb3Rpb24uJyA=&author=ICBTdGVwaGVuIENvbGJlcnQgICAg&num=10 "[And not a moment too soon, figures Colbert (the gifted humorist-performer, that is not the make-believe blowhard who shares the same name).] My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned, but an idiot, ... So we said, 'Let's give him a promotion.' - Stephen Colbert Quotes")
