as natural as a gorilla beating his chest. - Stephen Colbert Quotes
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Jon always said 'The Daily Show' has no political impact, ... We're going to go ahead and pick up that gauntlet and change the world! - Stephen Colbert Quotes

Jon always said 'The Daily Show' has no political impact, ... We're going to go ahead and pick up that gauntlet and change the world!

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In success, you wouldn't be able to say I'm conservative or liberal. I'm part of the blame-America-last crowd. - Stephen Colbert Quotes

In success, you wouldn't be able to say I'm conservative or liberal. I'm part of the blame-America-last crowd.

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 America
When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday. - Stephen Colbert Quotes

When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday.

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metaphorical sloppy seconds. - Stephen Colbert Quotes

metaphorical sloppy seconds.

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Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They don’t know they’re being funny. - Stephen Colbert Quotes

Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They don’t know they’re being funny.

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 Executive
Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK a case of syphilis so bad it eventually blew out the back of his head. - Stephen Colbert Quotes

Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK a case of syphilis so bad it eventually blew out the back of his head.

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[And not a moment too soon, figures Colbert (the gifted humorist-performer, that is not the make-believe blowhard who shares the same name).] My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned, but an idiot, ... So we said, 'Let's give him a promotion.' - Stephen Colbert Quotes

[And not a moment too soon, figures Colbert (the gifted humorist-performer, that is not the make-believe blowhard who shares the same name).] My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned, but an idiot, ... So we said, 'Let's give him a promotion.'

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 Believe
Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What’s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow weather map is just another example of the homometerological agenda. - Stephen Colbert Quotes

Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What’s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow weather map is just another example of the homometerological agenda.

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as natural as a gorilla beating his chest. - Stephen Colbert Quotes

as natural as a gorilla beating his chest.

Stephen Colbert

 
It was, actually. I started playing Dungeons & Dragons the first week it was introduced to the market - at least the first week it was introduced down here. - Stephen Colbert Quotes

It was, actually. I started playing Dungeons & Dragons the first week it was introduced to the market - at least the first week it was introduced down here.

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