So you weren't a good student. - Stephen Colbert Quotes
So you weren't a good student. Stephen Colbert
 

More - Stephen Colbert Quotes

Jon always said 'The Daily Show' has no political impact, ... We're going to go ahead and pick up that gauntlet and change the world! - Stephen Colbert Quotes

Jon always said 'The Daily Show' has no political impact, ... We're going to go ahead and pick up that gauntlet and change the world!

Stephen Colbert

 
In success, you wouldn't be able to say I'm conservative or liberal. I'm part of the blame-America-last crowd. - Stephen Colbert Quotes

In success, you wouldn't be able to say I'm conservative or liberal. I'm part of the blame-America-last crowd.

Stephen Colbert

 America
When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday. - Stephen Colbert Quotes

When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no matter what happened Tuesday.

Stephen Colbert

 
metaphorical sloppy seconds. - Stephen Colbert Quotes

metaphorical sloppy seconds.

Stephen Colbert

 
Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They don’t know they’re being funny. - Stephen Colbert Quotes

Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They don’t know they’re being funny.

Stephen Colbert

 Executive
Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK a case of syphilis so bad it eventually blew out the back of his head. - Stephen Colbert Quotes

Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK a case of syphilis so bad it eventually blew out the back of his head.

Stephen Colbert

 
[And not a moment too soon, figures Colbert (the gifted humorist-performer, that is not the make-believe blowhard who shares the same name).] My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned, but an idiot, ... So we said, 'Let's give him a promotion.' - Stephen Colbert Quotes

[And not a moment too soon, figures Colbert (the gifted humorist-performer, that is not the make-believe blowhard who shares the same name).] My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned, but an idiot, ... So we said, 'Let's give him a promotion.'

Stephen Colbert

 Believe
Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What’s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow weather map is just another example of the homometerological agenda. - Stephen Colbert Quotes

Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What’s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow weather map is just another example of the homometerological agenda.

Stephen Colbert

 
as natural as a gorilla beating his chest. - Stephen Colbert Quotes

as natural as a gorilla beating his chest.

Stephen Colbert

 
It was, actually. I started playing Dungeons & Dragons the first week it was introduced to the market - at least the first week it was introduced down here. - Stephen Colbert Quotes

It was, actually. I started playing Dungeons & Dragons the first week it was introduced to the market - at least the first week it was introduced down here.

Stephen Colbert

 
Click To See More Quotes

Quotes By Popular Topics
Best Friends
Birthday
Change
Education
Family
Friends
Funny
Happiness
Hard Work
inspirational
Leadership
Life
Lifestyle
Lost Love
Love
Motivational
Positive
Smile
Smiles
Success
Work
View All Topics (A - Z)
Like Our Facebook Page
Motivational, Inspirational, Funny Quotes