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When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up. - Albert Brooks Quotes

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It won't be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it. - Albert Brooks Quotes

Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It won't be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it.

American Actor Man

I come from the place where I am thinking 'I have put my blood on the pages.' - Albert Brooks Quotes

I come from the place where I am thinking 'I have put my blood on the pages.'

I'd still like to see 'Survivor' minus the planned show-biz parts. That would be the purest form of show business - I want to see someone so hungry that they eat somebody else's foot. - Albert Brooks Quotes

I'd still like to see 'Survivor' minus the planned show-biz parts. That would be the purest form of show business - I want to see someone so hungry that they eat somebody else's foot.

I'm not interesting enough on my own that you'd want to see a film about me. - Albert Brooks Quotes

I'm not interesting enough on my own that you'd want to see a film about me.

If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money. - Albert Brooks Quotes

If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money.

American Actor Money

Fear is playing a major part in Hollywood production, - Albert Brooks Quotes

Fear is playing a major part in Hollywood production,

Fear

I was allowed to film in the biggest mosque in India and when I told the imam the plot of the movie he started to laugh, - Albert Brooks Quotes

I was allowed to film in the biggest mosque in India and when I told the imam the plot of the movie he started to laugh,

When we spoke, he told me, 'The Newsweek thing has changed the world.' And I said, 'Wasn't it 9/11 that changed the world?' But Michael said he just didn't want to take a chance. - Albert Brooks Quotes

When we spoke, he told me, 'The Newsweek thing has changed the world.' And I said, 'Wasn't it 9/11 that changed the world?' But Michael said he just didn't want to take a chance.

Even if you didn't see the movie, you'd see two words you'd never seen put together before -- comedy and Muslim. Comedy is friendly -- it's the least offensive word in our language. - Albert Brooks Quotes

Even if you didn't see the movie, you'd see two words you'd never seen put together before -- comedy and Muslim. Comedy is friendly -- it's the least offensive word in our language.

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