More - Fred Willard Quotes

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring.

Fred Willard

 American Comedian Funny

I have also always had a fascination with the St. Louis teams; the Cardinals for their Gashouse Gang and classic uniform logos, and of course the Browns for just being the Browns and for Pete Gray. You can also still stand on the site of the '44 World Series, although the parks department has seen fit to plant over the old diamond.

Fred Willard

 

Babe Ruth's orphanage, St. Mary's, still stands outside of Baltimore, and although it's under another name, you can walk on the spot where the Babe first played and stand where he was photographed wearing that catchers mitt on the wrong hand.

Fred Willard

 

I just admire everybody and sit in awe and watch them.

Fred Willard

 American Comedian Funny

This Is Spinal Tap.

Fred Willard

 

In several TV shows I've done, I'm trying to think of what - just say something here, we need something funnier here.

Fred Willard

 

I think Dabney Coleman is quite baseball-savvy. So is Christopher Guest.

Fred Willard

 Baseball

Cleveland is my hometown, and the Indians have a narrow but rich history.

Fred Willard

 American Comedian Funny

Chris, listen to me, put down the gun and let the marching band go. We'll play it off as a prank.

Fred Willard

 

I think my wife saw a picture of the rock group Journey, and they're kind of aging, and the one guy had dyed blonde hair with black roots, and... my idea was to get a little earring, I wanted to have a dangling earring.

Fred Willard

 American Comedian Funny