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Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it. - Jean Kerr Quotes

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. - Jean Kerr Quotes

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

American Playwright

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. - Jean Kerr Quotes

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

American Playwright

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks - Jean Kerr Quotes

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks

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I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr Quotes

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

Airplane And Aviation American Playwright

Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye. - Jean Kerr Quotes

Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye.

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table. - Jean Kerr Quotes

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

American Playwright Divorce

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? - Jean Kerr Quotes

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

American Playwright Beauty

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind - Jean Kerr Quotes

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind

Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent. - Jean Kerr Quotes

Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.

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