As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room. - Lea DeLaria Quotes
As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room. Lea DeLaria
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They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel! The sanctity of marriage is saved! - Lea DeLaria Quotes

They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel! The sanctity of marriage is saved!

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Now everyone's decided that all lesbians wear lipstick! - Lea DeLaria Quotes

Now everyone's decided that all lesbians wear lipstick!

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It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me. - Lea DeLaria Quotes

It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.

Lea DeLaria

 American Comedian Funny Lesbian
What do you mean, you

What do you mean, you "Don't believe in homosexuality"? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary.

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What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary. - Lea DeLaria Quotes

What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary.

Lea DeLaria

 American Comedian Belief Funny
Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works. - Lea DeLaria Quotes

Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works.

Lea DeLaria

 American Comedian Funny Girls
As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room. - Lea DeLaria Quotes

As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room.

Lea DeLaria

 American Comedian Funny
A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's a girl thing. - Lea DeLaria Quotes

A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's a girl thing.

Lea DeLaria

 American Comedian Emotions Funny
No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago. - Lea DeLaria Quotes

No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago.

Lea DeLaria

 American Comedian Choice Funny
I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't you try a place that was set up just for you? Like the world! - Lea DeLaria Quotes

I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't you try a place that was set up just for you? Like the world!

Lea DeLaria

 American Comedian Funny Man
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