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In a family argument, if it turns out you are right -- apologize at once! - Lazarus Long Quotes

In a family argument, if it turns out you are right -- apologize at once!

Being intelligent is not a felony, but most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor. - Lazarus Long Quotes

Being intelligent is not a felony, but most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss. - Lazarus Long Quotes

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.

No storyteller has ever been able to dream up anything as fantastically unlikely as what really does happen in this mad Universe. - Lazarus Long Quotes

No storyteller has ever been able to dream up anything as fantastically unlikely as what really does happen in this mad Universe.

Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet, you can't win. - Lazarus Long Quotes

Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet, you can't win.

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. - Lazarus Long Quotes

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications. - Lazarus Long Quotes

An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

Courage is the complement of fear. A man who is fearless cannot be courageous.(He is also a fool.) - Lazarus Long Quotes

Courage is the complement of fear. A man who is fearless cannot be courageous.(He is also a fool.)

Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well. - Lazarus Long Quotes

Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.

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If it can't be expressed in figures, it is not science; it is opinion. - Lazarus Long Quotes

If it can't be expressed in figures, it is not science; it is opinion.

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