I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like, how did my mother know that? - Wendy Liebman Quotes
I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like, how did my mother know that? Wendy Liebman
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People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me! - Wendy Liebman Quotes

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me!

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I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like, how did my mother know that? - Wendy Liebman Quotes

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like, how did my mother know that?

Wendy Liebman

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I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty. - Wendy Liebman Quotes

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.

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My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. - Wendy Liebman Quotes

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.

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I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman Quotes

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

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If you've got a brand like this, any brand in fact, you need to stay true to your roots if you want to maintain your distinctiveness, it's very easy to start to lose that edge by appealing to a very broad audience, - Wendy Liebman Quotes

If you've got a brand like this, any brand in fact, you need to stay true to your roots if you want to maintain your distinctiveness, it's very easy to start to lose that edge by appealing to a very broad audience,

Wendy Liebman

 
If you've got a brand like this, any brand in fact, you need to stay true to your roots if you want to maintain your distinctiveness. It's very easy to start to lose that edge by appealing to a very broad audience, - Wendy Liebman Quotes

If you've got a brand like this, any brand in fact, you need to stay true to your roots if you want to maintain your distinctiveness. It's very easy to start to lose that edge by appealing to a very broad audience,

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My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money - Wendy Liebman Quotes

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money

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Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you. - Wendy Liebman Quotes

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

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 American Politician
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