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The world still consists of two clearly divided groups: the English and the foreigners. One group consists of less than 50 million people; the other of 3,950 million. The latter group does not really count. - George Mikes Quotes

The world still consists of two clearly divided groups: the English and the foreigners. One group consists of less than 50 million people; the other of 3,950 million. The latter group does not really count.

An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one. - George Mikes Quotes

An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.

Many Continentals think life is a game; the English think cricket is a game - George Mikes Quotes

Many Continentals think life is a game; the English think cricket is a game

In England only uneducated people show off their knowledge; nobody quotes Latin or Greek authors in the course of conversation, unless he has never read them. - George Mikes Quotes

In England only uneducated people show off their knowledge; nobody quotes Latin or Greek authors in the course of conversation, unless he has never read them.

British Writer Conversation

Continental people have sex-lives; the English have hot-water bottles - George Mikes Quotes

Continental people have sex-lives; the English have hot-water bottles

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes Quotes

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners.

British Writer England

The trouble with tea is that originally it was quite a good drink. So a group of the most eminent British scientists put their heads together, and made complicated biological experiments to find a way of spoiling it. To the eternal glory of British science their labor bore fruit. - George Mikes Quotes

The trouble with tea is that originally it was quite a good drink. So a group of the most eminent British scientists put their heads together, and made complicated biological experiments to find a way of spoiling it. To the eternal glory of British science their labor bore fruit.

Tea

Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars. - George Mikes Quotes

Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.

British Writer War

When people say England, they sometimes mean Great Britain, sometimes the United Kingdom, sometimes the British Isles, - but never England. - George Mikes Quotes

When people say England, they sometimes mean Great Britain, sometimes the United Kingdom, sometimes the British Isles, - but never England.

British Writer England

Many Continentals think life is a game; the English think cricket is a game - George Mikes Quotes

Many Continentals think life is a game; the English think cricket is a game

Life

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