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If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with the Captain, so you can keep an eye on him and nudge him if he falls asleep or point out any mountains looming up ahead - Mike Harding Quotes

If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with the Captain, so you can keep an eye on him and nudge him if he falls asleep or point out any mountains looming up ahead

Airplane And Aviation

When I go to the grocery store or when I walk into a convenience (store), when I go get gas, I have to think about it now wherever I go. - Mike Harding Quotes

When I go to the grocery store or when I walk into a convenience (store), when I go get gas, I have to think about it now wherever I go.

I think it's going to go higher and we'll soon be paying more than $4 a gallon. I used to fill up for 20 bucks. Now it's doubled. - Mike Harding Quotes

I think it's going to go higher and we'll soon be paying more than $4 a gallon. I used to fill up for 20 bucks. Now it's doubled.

If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house. - Mike Harding Quotes

If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.

British Musician Land

He once had his toes amputated so he could stand closer to the bar. - Mike Harding Quotes

He once had his toes amputated so he could stand closer to the bar.

British Musician

Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind. - Mike Harding Quotes

Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.

America was discovered by Amerigo Vespucci and was named after him, until people got tired of living in a place called

America was discovered by Amerigo Vespucci and was named after him, until people got tired of living in a place called "Vespuccia" and changed its name to "America"

The Ruffed Padanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on one leg. The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn't take it too seriously. - Mike Harding Quotes

The Ruffed Padanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on one leg. The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn't take it too seriously.

Gold, n.: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then give it to rich men who immediately bury it back in the earth in great prisons, although gold hasn't done anything to them. - Mike Harding Quotes

Gold, n.: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then give it to rich men who immediately bury it back in the earth in great prisons, although gold hasn't done anything to them.

Earth

Pretty much everybody has the same product, ... But we feel that he just gave us good service in a timely manner, good quality work with competitive prices. - Mike Harding Quotes

Pretty much everybody has the same product, ... But we feel that he just gave us good service in a timely manner, good quality work with competitive prices.

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