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If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer! - Jim Carrey Quotes

If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!

Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Suess inspired me to try cauliflower. - Jim Carrey Quotes

Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Suess inspired me to try cauliflower.

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Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches. - Jim Carrey Quotes

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

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The Truman Show, - Jim Carrey Quotes

The Truman Show,

With this one, when you get into more like your real thing, what the real stuff is underneath, it's almost like you're naked and you're saying 'OK, this is me now, so if you reject this, it's my essence you don't like.' So I think there is a lot of me in this character, - Jim Carrey Quotes

With this one, when you get into more like your real thing, what the real stuff is underneath, it's almost like you're naked and you're saying 'OK, this is me now, so if you reject this, it's my essence you don't like.' So I think there is a lot of me in this character,

[Not that you'd think so, based on the film's first 10 minutes or so. Although our introduction to the title character's home environment is wincingly, achingly hilarious - this is the sort of guy who, at 40, probably has a lifetime pass to San Diego's annual Comic Con - the effect of set decorator K.C. Fox's carefully assembled] virgin's pad ... Me, Myself & Irene. - Jim Carrey Quotes

[Not that you'd think so, based on the film's first 10 minutes or so. Although our introduction to the title character's home environment is wincingly, achingly hilarious - this is the sort of guy who, at 40, probably has a lifetime pass to San Diego's annual Comic Con - the effect of set decorator K.C. Fox's carefully assembled] virgin's pad ... Me, Myself & Irene.

The money can be a hindrance to someone like me because the danger is that you start thinking, 'Is that a $20 million take?' That kind of thing, and being self-critical. - Jim Carrey Quotes

The money can be a hindrance to someone like me because the danger is that you start thinking, 'Is that a $20 million take?' That kind of thing, and being self-critical.

Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass. - Jim Carrey Quotes

Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.

Acting And Actors

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey Quotes

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.' - Jim Carrey Quotes

I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'

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