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I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it. - Chris Farley Quotes

I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.

We couldn't register everybody. I'm thrilled by just the number of people here. The running community has really come together. - Chris Farley Quotes

We couldn't register everybody. I'm thrilled by just the number of people here. The running community has really come together.

Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story. - Chris Farley Quotes

Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story.

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Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story. - Chris Farley Quotes

Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story.

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My first vision for this race was that maybe 500 people would show up. So thank you guys. This is awesome. - Chris Farley Quotes

My first vision for this race was that maybe 500 people would show up. So thank you guys. This is awesome.

Let me tell you why I suck as a sellman.... - Chris Farley Quotes

Let me tell you why I suck as a sellman....

In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king. - Chris Farley Quotes

In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.

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I called James. He's a customer, one of our best customers actually. And I said, 'What about doing a 5K to benefit the people down there?' and he was all over it. He went to LSU. He is the draw of the race. He was on CNN [on Thursday] morning talking about the race. Everybody's been behind the cause. - Chris Farley Quotes

I called James. He's a customer, one of our best customers actually. And I said, 'What about doing a 5K to benefit the people down there?' and he was all over it. He went to LSU. He is the draw of the race. He was on CNN [on Thursday] morning talking about the race. Everybody's been behind the cause.

Everybody understands that something has got to be done about this, ... I knew I had to do something. - Chris Farley Quotes

Everybody understands that something has got to be done about this, ... I knew I had to do something.

His records did better after he got out of jail then they did before he went to jail. It helped his career. - Chris Farley Quotes

His records did better after he got out of jail then they did before he went to jail. It helped his career.

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