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It is a cliche that most cliches are true, but then like most cliches, that cliche is untrue - Stephen Fry Quotes

It is a cliche that most cliches are true, but then like most cliches, that cliche is untrue

You don't need a Harvard MBA to know that the bedroom and the boardroom are just two sides of the same ballgame. - Stephen Fry Quotes

You don't need a Harvard MBA to know that the bedroom and the boardroom are just two sides of the same ballgame.

Estate agents. You can't live with them, you can't live with them. The first sign of these nasty purulent sores appeared round about 1894. With their jangling keys, nasty suits, revolting beards, moustaches and tinted spectacles, estate agents roam the land causing perturbation and despair. If you try and kill them, you're put in prison: if you try and talk to them, you vomit. There's only one thing worse than an estate agent but at least that can be safely lanced, drained and surgically dressed. Estate agents. Love them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them. - Stephen Fry Quotes

Estate agents. You can't live with them, you can't live with them. The first sign of these nasty purulent sores appeared round about 1894. With their jangling keys, nasty suits, revolting beards, moustaches and tinted spectacles, estate agents roam the land causing perturbation and despair. If you try and kill them, you're put in prison: if you try and talk to them, you vomit. There's only one thing worse than an estate agent but at least that can be safely lanced, drained and surgically dressed. Estate agents. Love them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

When you've seen a nude infant doing a backward somersault you know why clothing exists. - Stephen Fry Quotes

When you've seen a nude infant doing a backward somersault you know why clothing exists.

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I played in the chapel on Sundays, then moved on to polishing corridors. - Stephen Fry Quotes

I played in the chapel on Sundays, then moved on to polishing corridors.

Old Professors never die, they just lose their faculties. - Stephen Fry Quotes

Old Professors never die, they just lose their faculties.

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I'm afraid I was very much the traditionalist. I went down on one knee and dictated a proposal which my secretary faxed over straight away. - Stephen Fry Quotes

I'm afraid I was very much the traditionalist. I went down on one knee and dictated a proposal which my secretary faxed over straight away.

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An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them. - Stephen Fry Quotes

An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.

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Stephen Fry on being gay:

Stephen Fry on being gay: "My first words, as I was being born... I looked up at my mother and said, 'that's the last time I'm going up one of those.'"

I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself. - Stephen Fry Quotes

I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.

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