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[Watching a baby being born] is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

[Watching a baby being born] is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not "professional" any more

Moon

You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the

You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.

Dirt

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been givin' me lately. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

We don't do that here. We only take urine samples. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

We don't do that here. We only take urine samples.

You may be a redneck if . . . your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

You may be a redneck if . . . your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

American Comedian Funny Home

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.

American Comedian Funny Quote of the Day

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother -- you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother -- you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.

You may be a redneck if . . . you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

You may be a redneck if . . . you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

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