On Undecided Voter?s: "To put them in perspective, I think? of being? on an airplane.? The flight attendant comes? down the aisle? with her food cart and, eventually,? parks? it beside my seat.? “Can I inter?est you in the chick?en??” she asks.? “Or would? you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broke?n glass? in it?” To be undecided in this elect?ion is to pause? for a moment and then ask how the chick?en is cooked. David Sedaris