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I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me. - Whitney Brown Quotes

I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.

The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down. - Whitney Brown Quotes

The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. - Whitney Brown Quotes

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest. - Whitney Brown Quotes

I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.

Frustration Society

There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a BILLION people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you. - Whitney Brown Quotes

There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a BILLION people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you.

My Grandmother told me that there was a passage in the bible that says,

My Grandmother told me that there was a passage in the bible that says, "It is better to spill your seed in the belly of a whore, than to spill it on the ground." So, I tried both. And the bible's right! It's way better. That's one of the reasons they call it the good book.

Waterboarding -- that's what America does to its prisoners now. Dunking them in water until they confess. Of course, you have to remember -- we uncovered a lot of witches that way. So, credit where credit is due. - Whitney Brown Quotes

Waterboarding -- that's what America does to its prisoners now. Dunking them in water until they confess. Of course, you have to remember -- we uncovered a lot of witches that way. So, credit where credit is due.

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait. - Whitney Brown Quotes

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

Bombs Educational

A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer. - Whitney Brown Quotes

A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.

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