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He plays poker by night and golf by day. - Scott Ostler Quotes

He plays poker by night and golf by day.

It was a terrible night for Raider fans, who battled a monumental traffic snarl to get into the parking lot, the traffic flow possibly handled by FEMA. - Scott Ostler Quotes

It was a terrible night for Raider fans, who battled a monumental traffic snarl to get into the parking lot, the traffic flow possibly handled by FEMA.

John Daly played a practice round Tuesday, ... and a couple of the par-threes are so short that Daly didn't have time to smoke an entire cigarette. - Scott Ostler Quotes

John Daly played a practice round Tuesday, ... and a couple of the par-threes are so short that Daly didn't have time to smoke an entire cigarette.

Play it straight, come out with the simple truth: He was abducted by space aliens, taken aboard their flying saucer and subjected to various probes. - Scott Ostler Quotes

Play it straight, come out with the simple truth: He was abducted by space aliens, taken aboard their flying saucer and subjected to various probes.

So much for 'Just say neigh.' - Scott Ostler Quotes

So much for 'Just say neigh.'

I won't say Pete Rose is desperate to get into a hall of fame, but I saw him renting a chicken suit. - Scott Ostler Quotes

I won't say Pete Rose is desperate to get into a hall of fame, but I saw him renting a chicken suit.

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If ( Phil Mickelson ) puts on 10 more pounds and gets paired with John Daly , ... they'll walk the fairways single-file. - Scott Ostler Quotes

If ( Phil Mickelson ) puts on 10 more pounds and gets paired with John Daly , ... they'll walk the fairways single-file.

A despondent Crazy Crab tried to commit suicide by strolling through Fisherman's Wharf with a bottle of Tabasco sauce in his claw. - Scott Ostler Quotes

A despondent Crazy Crab tried to commit suicide by strolling through Fisherman's Wharf with a bottle of Tabasco sauce in his claw.

The University of North Dakota has been ordered to ditch its nickname, the Fighting Sioux. The school says it wants to keep the nickname, so it will fight 'n' sue. - Scott Ostler Quotes

The University of North Dakota has been ordered to ditch its nickname, the Fighting Sioux. The school says it wants to keep the nickname, so it will fight 'n' sue.

Did you hear that Miller is in trouble again? He got pulled over because he wasn't weaving. - Scott Ostler Quotes

Did you hear that Miller is in trouble again? He got pulled over because he wasn't weaving.

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