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Actually, as a kid I wanted to be a tennis player, but I wasn't good enough, so I became an actor. Since then, I've just been lip-locking with gorgeous babes. So, let that be a lesson to all you little tennis players out there. - Matthew Perry Quotes

Actually, as a kid I wanted to be a tennis player, but I wasn't good enough, so I became an actor. Since then, I've just been lip-locking with gorgeous babes. So, let that be a lesson to all you little tennis players out there.

After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked. - Matthew Perry Quotes

After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked.

The funniest thing is when somebody says

The funniest thing is when somebody says "Look I've no idea who you are but my friend said you are on a show and I just wanted to introduce myself" you know that they are lying! Those people can just get out of my way.

I was the coolest guy of the non-cool crowd. - Matthew Perry Quotes

I was the coolest guy of the non-cool crowd.

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That she's the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know she's going somewhere, I stay home. [When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston] - Matthew Perry Quotes

That she's the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know she's going somewhere, I stay home. [When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston]

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I guess it was around April (1997) that I realized the level, the severity of the problem that I was having, ... And I'm really proud that I kind of stepped up to the bat and took care of it. For me, it was a no-brainer. It was just -- this is obviously what I have to go do. - Matthew Perry Quotes

I guess it was around April (1997) that I realized the level, the severity of the problem that I was having, ... And I'm really proud that I kind of stepped up to the bat and took care of it. For me, it was a no-brainer. It was just -- this is obviously what I have to go do.

The goal is to have to do the shot again because the camera guy shook a little bit as he was laughing. Without that happening, I'm not happy because there's nothing better for me than a world that everybody's just trying to make each other laugh. - Matthew Perry Quotes

The goal is to have to do the shot again because the camera guy shook a little bit as he was laughing. Without that happening, I'm not happy because there's nothing better for me than a world that everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months - Matthew Perry Quotes

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months

I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not. - Matthew Perry Quotes

I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.

I really lived life to its fullest and that got me in trouble from time to time. - Matthew Perry Quotes

I really lived life to its fullest and that got me in trouble from time to time.

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