In the funeral home, I never heard laughter like that in my life. The audience was laughing on the screen, and we were laughing in the home. - Carl Reiner Quotes
In the funeral home, I never heard laughter like that in my life. The audience was laughing on the screen, and we were laughing in the home. Carl Reiner
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A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. - Carl Reiner Quotes

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.

Carl Reiner

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Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff. - Carl Reiner Quotes

Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff.

Carl Reiner

 American Actor Comedian Funny
There's some awfully good things done today and some awful terrible things done today, - Carl Reiner Quotes

There's some awfully good things done today and some awful terrible things done today,

Carl Reiner

 
In the funeral home, I never heard laughter like that in my life. The audience was laughing on the screen, and we were laughing in the home. - Carl Reiner Quotes

In the funeral home, I never heard laughter like that in my life. The audience was laughing on the screen, and we were laughing in the home.

Carl Reiner

 Audience
[Intel promoted the dual-core processors as] The Processor With Two Brains ... The Man With Two Brains. - Carl Reiner Quotes

[Intel promoted the dual-core processors as] The Processor With Two Brains ... The Man With Two Brains.

Carl Reiner

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I'm signing the letter that says, let's be quiet when he gets his award and just sit there. I think it's very sad that this man is being honored and the people he destroyed are never going to have a chance to be honored. - Carl Reiner Quotes

I'm signing the letter that says, let's be quiet when he gets his award and just sit there. I think it's very sad that this man is being honored and the people he destroyed are never going to have a chance to be honored.

Carl Reiner

 
I'm signing the letter that says, let's be quiet when he gets his award and just sit there. I think it's very sad that this man is being honored and the people he destroyed are never going to have a chance to be honored. - Carl Reiner Quotes

I'm signing the letter that says, let's be quiet when he gets his award and just sit there. I think it's very sad that this man is being honored and the people he destroyed are never going to have a chance to be honored.

Carl Reiner

 
Bob Hope was not a television pioneer. He didn't learn his lines. If you don't learn your lines, I don't take you seriously. We never had a (cue) card. - Carl Reiner Quotes

Bob Hope was not a television pioneer. He didn't learn his lines. If you don't learn your lines, I don't take you seriously. We never had a (cue) card.

Carl Reiner

 
The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh - Carl Reiner Quotes

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh

Carl Reiner

 
It's like a bird. If he knew what he was doing, he would fall. - Carl Reiner Quotes

It's like a bird. If he knew what he was doing, he would fall.

Carl Reiner

 American Actor
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