Captain Kirk never burped out his lines, nor did he simply SPEAK! as IF! Every! Other! SYLlable! WAS! of DIRE! ImPORTance! William Shatner
Motivational, Inspirational, Funny Quotes
![I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-170...[some audience members say 'one'], or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock. And no, I've never had green alien sex, though I'm sure it would be quite an evening. [Pomp and Circumstance begins playing] I speak English and French, not Klingon! I drink Labatt's, not Romulan ale! And when someone says to me 'Live long and prosper', I seriously mean it when I say, 'Get a life'. My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg. And tribbles were puppets, not real animals. PUPPETS! And when I speak, I never, ever talk like every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence. I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before, but I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission! My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian! - William Shatner Quotes](/pic/img/img.php?text=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&author=ICBXaWxsaWFtIFNoYXRuZXIgICAg&num=12 "I am not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC-170...[some audience members say 'one'], or own a phaser. And I don't know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock. And no, I've never had green alien sex, though I'm sure it would be quite an evening. [Pomp and Circumstance begins playing] I speak English and French, not Klingon! I drink Labatt's, not Romulan ale! And when someone says to me 'Live long and prosper', I seriously mean it when I say, 'Get a life'. My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg. And tribbles were puppets, not real animals. PUPPETS! And when I speak, I never, ever talk like every. Word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence. I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before, but I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission! My name is William Shatner, and I am Canadian! - William Shatner Quotes")
