More - Chuck Klosterman Quotes

Don't ever cheat on someone. I'm serious. It's not worth it. . . . The only thing infidelity does is remind you of the people you're not having sex with, which is something you can just as easily think about when you're completely alone.

Chuck Klosterman

 Cheat

Small towns usually make sure their places of doom disappear. But that's not the case here: In West Warwick, what used to be a tavern is now an ad hoc cemetery -- which is the role taverns play in most small towns, but not as obviously as this.

Chuck Klosterman

 

Sometimes I think children are the worst people alive. And even if they're not - even if some smiling toddler is as pure as Evian - it's only a matter of time ... As far as I can tell, the nicest thing you can say about children is that they haven't done anything terrible yet.

Chuck Klosterman

 

Unless you're Shannon Hoon (of Blind Melon), dying is the only thing that guarantees a rock star will have a legacy that stretches beyond temporary relevance,

Chuck Klosterman

 

ANYWAY, by the time you read this sentence, the song I am referring to will be ten thousand years old.

Chuck Klosterman

 

I guess what I'm saying is, I'm not your enemy.

Chuck Klosterman

 

I am a marijuana person.

Chuck Klosterman

 Marijuana

Killing Yourself to Live: 85 Percent of a True Story.

Chuck Klosterman

 Killing

Killing Yourself to Live

Chuck Klosterman

 Killing

It makes me happy.

Chuck Klosterman