Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, wearing stripes with plaid is easy. - Albert Einstein Quotes
Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, wearing stripes with plaid is easy. Albert Einstein
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. - Albert Einstein Quotes

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

Albert Einstein

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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein Quotes

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

Albert Einstein

 Cute German Physicist
When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity. - Albert Einstein Quotes

When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity.

Albert Einstein

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. - Albert Einstein Quotes

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

Albert Einstein

 Einstein
Three Rules of Work: Out of clutter find simplicity; From discord find harmony; In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein Quotes

Three Rules of Work: Out of clutter find simplicity; From discord find harmony; In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.

Albert Einstein

 Advice Opportunity Value Work
If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein Quotes

If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y and Z, with X being work, Y play, and Z keeping your mouth shut.

Albert Einstein

 Motivational Quote of the Day Success
Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth. - Albert Einstein Quotes

Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.

Albert Einstein

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The world is a dangerous place. Not because of the people who are evil; but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein Quotes

The world is a dangerous place. Not because of the people who are evil; but because of the people who don't do anything about it.

Albert Einstein

 Action Complacency Evil People
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Albert Einstein Quotes

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.

Albert Einstein

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Know where to find the information and how to use it - That's the secret of success - Albert Einstein Quotes

Know where to find the information and how to use it - That's the secret of success

Albert Einstein

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